William @WilliamTapioca
Joined September 2019-
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I hate Canadian Halloween, what do you mean you’re Jagmeet Singh’s suspicious red duffle bag
#discoelysium animation 🕺
He stopped making his coffee at home
Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck
Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states
An unarmed Iranian ship was invited, along with the U.S., to be part of an Indian Naval exercise, and its sailors paraded on land before the president. The U.S. at the last minute pulled out of the exercise and instead attacked the Iranian ship with a torpedo. Breaking with all norms of civilization and warfare, we then refused to rescue the drowning survivors. The Sri Lanka Navy was left to pull the dead bodies from the water. I am hard pressed to think of any other nation throughout history that would do something so cowardly and despicable. We are genuinely in a league of our own, and American media — mostly shrugging off the bombing of a girls school and acting as if carpet bombing Tehran is a normal military tactic — is deeply complicit.
The Iranian ship will not be where it was if we had not invited it to talk part in our Milan exercise. We were the hosts. I am told that as per protocol for this exercise ships cannot carry any ammunition. It was defenceless. The Iranian naval personnel had paraded before
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,
What on earth are you talking about? I didn’t say a word about him. I was tweeting about the Obama nuclear deal. The same deal that Trump - the man who called your wife ugly and your dad a murderer - tore up. And now we’re at war because of that and massacring girls in school.
This man is weeping because the Ayatollah died. The Americans killed by the Ayatollah? Mehdi doesn’t care.
There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.
The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today.
Was having lunch with a billionaire He tipped our waitress 500% Wow I asked why he did it "That tip puts her over the annual income limit for the rent-controlled apartment she lives in. Now the landlord can kick her out and raise the rent by thousands of dollars for the next tenant." Guess who owns the rent-controlled apartment she lives in. Billionaires operate on a different level.
There's an old saying in Schelling—I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling—that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again
"after exploring this dungeon for days, we finally found a treasure chest! i hope it's full of gold and jewels and no more traps!" the nefarious mimic:
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
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