Jeff Stoke @WindowsPerf
Principal Engineer - Tanium account no longer active MCP - Windows Internals illuminati.services Atlanta, GA Joined November 2011-
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People often underestimate the skillsets of Crashdump analysis.
People often underestimate the skillsets of Crashdump analysis.
Baldur’s Gate 3 is Causing Some Developers to Panic youtu.be/iWdZhKFtxKg via @YouTube
Oh, you made a typo or missed a comma while configuring your TLS cipher suites? That's an lsass crash on boot + reboot loop, thanks for playing. (it's ridiculous that Windows does this and it would be easy to fix by just loading a default if the config is messed up.)
Everyone says they’re concerned about AI safety and then they go ahead and let it access forbidden Sumerian knowledge
Geoffrey A. Wheeler 78rpm Collection archive.org/details/78rpm_… via @internetarchive
During the mid-20th century, cats played an important role on ships as skilled rodent catchers. Sailors realized that having cats aboard helped control the population of rats and mice, which were notorious for damaging supplies and spreading diseases. These ship cats became…
Anyone having network issues in Azure west Europe. Seems to be related to load balancers. Same thing happened last Friday. I am getting multiple reports from customers. @AzureSupport
If you want to continue to use the device you paid for you need a subscription. This is literally corporate ransomware
game design tip that sounds like bullshit but is true: making your guy move slower effectively makes your level bigger
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@danluu The reason I know this is bollocks is, I played NWN2. They didn't do any QA testing.
@danluu Someone claiming to be an actual QA tester appeared in the reddit thread, and claims this is bollocks. Given the same team shipped several expansions right after, this smells like BS.
100,000 Disk Flush events and Windows boot illuminati.services/2024/04/02/dis… by @WindowsPerf #windows #troubleshooting #debugging #WPA
@WindowsPerf I think that's also a good example that you need experience to analyze this kind of issues. Without experience (or knowledge), you don't know whether the observed behavior is good or bad.
@ISO19770 @sjvn @Computerworld @Broadcom @VMware Tech engineers always find a way. They will move on
TFW the vendor you're talking to thinks E5 is some random security product.
@IGN That's got to be the wierdest way to get cancer. Where do I sign?
@HexSay21 The more you scale, more minor issues begin to accumulate. By the time you've got your own layer of abstraction going, you'll find yourself creating «hacks», which are okay for production. Sanding them down takes time, but urgency and profit take precedence in software.
@NoomStuff All of my comments are light-hearted 😃 The software engineers at Microsoft made my childhood with that code.
20 bucks says BGP or DNS fuckup
Several major cell phone companies are experiencing outages, tracking website says. The cause of the service disruption is not yet known. cnn.it/3ULO8of
Just going to say it, 2013 was the last good Internet. Full of arrow to the knee, chonky boi, overly attached girlfriend, do it for the vine, electro house, rage comics, bad luck brian, one does not simply walk into Mordor, Taylor swift goat, etc. There has been no Culture since.
@FntasticHQ I'm going to watch the YT impending video essays on this company/game SO hard
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“Computer security is one of the biggest problems in the computer industry.” From NCSC-WA-002-85 This was from 1985. We still haven’t “fixed” computer security in nearly 40 years.