Hayley @WithNoWarning

I am bossed around on the regular by one small child and four guinea pigs. Caffeine needed. #mumlife Poole, England Joined December 2013

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

Casual reminder that I've moved on to greener pastures, if you'd like to continue following me 👇

Friends. Family. Random Followers! I've stopped using this Twitter account in favour of my blog account @ThriceUponDream. If you want to continue to see my tweets, I recommend giving that a quick follow as I'm considering closing this account. 💕

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

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8 years ago

@tigersoph I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids. 😂 Future career opportunity! I'll write it down. 😂

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8 years ago

@tigersoph Sooty Richmond-Reindeer 😂 No one would ever take me seriously!

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8 years ago

@F_S_Adventures @DisneyParis_EN Sooooo jealous! Hope you have an incredible time! ❤ Looking forward to the vids! 😉

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

@LucyRebecaGrace I really didn't 😂 had I known I wouldn't have picked that moment for one of the biggest hissy fits of my life! 🙈 Surprised he still asked after that tbh 😂 (also delay in posting invites but will definitely go out after the 25th!)

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

@LucyRebecaGrace 😂 I was wearing pyjamas!

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

@YazYourMum Congraaaaats! Great news to come home to! 😀

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Disneyland Paris EN @DisneyParis_EN

8 years ago

RT if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to be in Disneyland Paris now!

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

[Leo lying on the floor staring at his bottle of milk] Me (to Matt): I think he might want to go to sleep... Leo: Nooooooooo

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8 years ago

I have spent all day working on colour schemes to discover that you can't actually use them to your advantage with a free Wordpress account. 🙈 Better start saving for premium!!

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

Matt just left the room to take a phone call and Leo screeched "DADDY!" sooooo loudly. 😂

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

I want to go to bed. 😭

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

Last night's sleep was so bad. Fitbit logged 12 periods of restlessness before I took the damn thing off at quarter to 4 this morning. Started lucid dreaming again. Too many dreams. It's like binge watching my subconscious. 😴

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

Today my toddler cried because his biscuit broke and no matter how hard he tried to put it back together, it just wasn't happening. 😐

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

Tonight Leo fell asleep just after half 7. Bliss, we thought. But alas he has woken up twice since and been difficult to put back down... We've only just discovered that there was a stowaway Sophie la Girafe in his pyjama top. Oops. 😶

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

This whole iPod fest that I've been having during nap time has resulted in me reconsidering my walking down the aisle song. 😐

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

I think actually a lot of people seem to need that piece of advice these days.

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

But I'm writing a blog post about Cartel's Q and A tracks and the line came up - "if you're not getting answers, ask better questions." And it was like something snapped into place. This is the exact advice this woman needs in her life.

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Hayley @WithNoWarning

8 years ago

There's this woman on a Facebook group that is driving me crazy. Asking a series of questions every few hours and never actually taking the advice people are giving her... and it's been winding me up for days.