Workaholics Quotes @Workaholics_Qts
Your Daily Dose of WORKAHOLICS Hilarity!! The best quotes of Adam, Ders, and Blake! Cali Joined December 2011-
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Adam: Its just that...STDs run in my family. #workaholics
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Ders: If u weren't so immature, I wouldn't have to wipe ur ass for you! Blake: that was ONE TIME! I told u I've never been camping before!
Blake: "Blakester is ready to get his knob gobbled!" #workaholics
Ders: "I'm as real as the streets. And I'm not about to whore out my rap skillz, with a z, to some adult nerds gone wild." #workaholics
Blake: Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel?!? #workaholics
Blake: We've got a guy who is five beers away from turning into the "Ders"! This is a guy who fucked a koi fish in the mouth until it died!
Ders: You're gonna crank down here at the office? Adam: People take smoke breaks all the time Blake: Yeah, so we'll take a... stroke break!
Sharon: Are you trying to seduce me? Ders: I'm trying to se-ders you. #workaholics
Bitch betta have my HONEY! #workaholics
Blake: Much like buttholes.....families are meant to be tight. #workaholics
Ders: Adam, scientists developed that...you will vomit. Adam: Those scientists better check their hypotenuses, dude.
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