X-Files Gems @XFilesGems
That doesn't quite explain the potato. Out There Joined October 2014-
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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some amphibians to release.
Dude, what’s wrong with you? You made me drop my toad!
You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.
Yes, it looks like a fat little white Nazi storm trooper, but that only proves my point!
That’s a lot of flannel to be choking down, even for Bigfoot.
They taste good on hamburgers, but they don’t raise the dead!
I’m warning you: if this is monkey pee, you’re on your own.
“Did you see or hear anything unusual last night?” “Little Korean fella down the hall dresses like Wonder Woman... but that’s every night.
I don’t understand, why would the government want to turn Scully into a bimbo?
I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast.
Dude, what's wrong with you? You made me drop my toad!
Ashley Ash @ashleyisash_
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