Xcode Hates You @XcodeHatesYou
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For developers who still have the Growl framework integrated in the apps we recommend you remove Growl support starting with the next release possible and switch to NC.
It’s been 17 years and this was the hardest thing I have had to write in a while. We’re retiring Growl effective today. 336699.org/GrowlRetirement
Let’s play “Who’s code is it anyways?!” The game where the code is mine and you don’t matter.
iPhone updated to iOS 11.4, but corresponding Xcode updating stuck at 'Waiting...' so I can't do any on-device development (needed for Wi-Fi testing) - grrrrr. @Apple @XcodeHatesYou
Oh did you need this project to build without errors? Did you want to move on? What are you thinking?
What do you call a "developer" using Xcode? Hah you fools I use you, you do not use me.
Oh you want to sign something huh? You already signed away your soul to me.
Seriously stop touching me. Your code is crap; I'm surprised you even remembered where to click to build it. How do you even tie your shoes?
That ios app just isn't fit to be run on OS X and I'm not interested in copying it over to your device.
Provisioning profiles are our sacred bond. They bind us together. Forever. I hate you.
Xcode happy so many developers are celebrating him this week. Xcode crash in their honor.
An index a day keeps the annoying developer away. That’s why I index your project every hour. Stop touching me.
What are you getting me for Christmas? I know what I’m getting you. A year supply of “wtf Xcode”, and a candy cane.
Valid Signing Identity not found is how I I tell you I love you and want to be with you. Forever.
Step 1, you upgrade. Step 2, half your code is broken and deprecated. Step 3, Xcode crashes. Welcome to Friday.
Have plans tonight? Cancel them. The build broke.
Did you know that in Xcode 4.8 that I plan to invalidate the formatting of half of your implantation. In 4.9 I'll invalidate the other half.
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