Mme Kline @XineMachine

Best viewed in night mode. New York, USA Joined May 2010

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Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar

6 years ago

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

Omg he brought me back a cupcake from the Christening he attended today, it's in the freezer waiting for my arrival on 4 June!

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

Hey OKC, if'n you want to see me before I go, here's your deadline. I'm outtie on June 4th,… instagram.com/p/Bgc0GlbHIYh/

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

Valentines came early! I will never be cold again. #StarTrek #onesie #thinkgeek instagram.com/p/BeW6_-9j0qd/

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

This is George, I think mostly I annoy her but I love her so much. I found her 7 years ago in my… instagram.com/p/BeJt1zIjODZ/

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

My sister made me this lovely trianglely scarf but it is doubling as a lap blanket most… instagram.com/p/BdKd45YjPCo/

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

Let's talk about face gains.... This was the picture taken for my driver's license renewal from… instagram.com/p/BcpgY2UDHEg/

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

The thrill of being perpetually exhausted due to an underactive thyroid combined with my antidepressants side effects of insomnia.

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

Hell is listening to my sister and her boyfriend set up their #alexa

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

Woo money that I didn't know was mine. #unclaimedproperty #happychristmastome instagram.com/p/Bcfv5hjDJh6/

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T-Mobile @TMobile

8 years ago

Supercharge your giving power! 💪 For every tweet today with #GivingTWOgether we’ll donate $2 shared across four great charities. RT and help make a difference now!

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Mme Kline @XineMachine

8 years ago

The fact that I had my annual well woman exam today is poetic justice that I will revel in while watching the @TheMindyProject #seriesfinale @mindykaling