XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

#rubyonrails revival 💻 #fasting is healthy and beneficial 💧 #walking is essential 🚶‍♂️ First code written 40 years go Philippines Joined July 2023

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

8 months ago

Retirement is bliss. Every day a new adventure - doing what? Exactly.... the fuck.... I want. Highly recommended.

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9 months ago

People keep asking how retirement compares to working a remote job - it's pretty much the same. Most of the day is spent playing modded minecraft.

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

9 months ago

I really don't want to start 2025 on bad terms with anyone. So now is your chance to come and apologize to me.

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

9 months ago

Merry Christmas you filthy animals! and a Happy New Year 🥳

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9 months ago

Just got an insane offer for my xnoob.com domain name Considering it

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9 months ago

I've never had a job proper job interview. Now I never will. Lucky me! True story.

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Have you ever been paid 'hush money'? I was met in a car park after quitting a job once - the guy presented me with a form to sign and 25k. I happily signed and took the money - as I had no intention of wasting any more time thinking about that company anyway.

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9 months ago

"I'm excited about the future. I've never been safer - I'm bulletproof - everything is going good for me and if certain people in the world don't like that, I've been planning for this exact type of thing for my whole life" youtube.com/watch?v=hlmW2r…

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

9 months ago

ALWAYS have a side hustle or more than one side hustle. Something to think about as we go into 2025. Things change very quickly these days. Be ready for anything!

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

9 months ago

I worked in an office for 3 days only in the past 5 years. I achieved literally NOTHING on those 3 days and also contributed to others achieving nothing. Vowed never to step into an office ever again and I never did.

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

9 months ago

Dayum - Richard Heart is right at the top of the EU's most wanted fugitive list. Insane.

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10 months ago

I... Am... RETIRED! It's the greatest feeling

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

11 months ago

I once made my mother-in-law hold a hard drive perfectly level for 3 miles as we drove home from a computer store. I told her there were unstable chemicals in every HDD that had to stay within 3 degrees of level. On arrival, I snatched it from her abruptly and said thank you.

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

12 months ago

Today's funny

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a year ago

Funny

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a year ago

US politics, movie industry and music industry are like a twisted soap opera that nobody would have the balls to write.

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

a year ago

Doctor silenced for suggesting diabetics should not be fed sugar in hospital. youtube.com/watch?v=mRfhHj…

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

a year ago

🥚xactly.

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a year ago

🥚xactly.

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

a year ago

My code is literally writing itself now - which means I have to do code review constantly. More work, not less?

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XnoobDotCom @XnoobDotCom

a year ago

Studies show... ...that exactly the same clinical experiment under the same circumstances can have entirely different results based on who funded it. Science is dead.