Stabby🗡 @YaBoiDatBoi2

PhD / Y'all, I may be dumb as fuck but at least im funny / he/him / Reverend Joined July 2019

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d1sc0 marc @instain_mother

3 days ago

BREAKING: U.S is developing a new app known as 'RACIST DoorDash'

Legitimate Targets @LegitTargets

3 days ago

BREAKING: U.S is developing a new app known as 'RACIST DoorDash'

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vivi @mooncatvivi

a week ago

leaving every social situation feeling like i did something wrong said all the wrong things and made everyone uncomfortable

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Mr. LOL @WhoIsMrWeed

7 days ago

Cashier: Your total comes to $10.97 *tosses a crumpled $11 bill at the cashier* Me: Keep the fucking change, asshole

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv

2 weeks ago

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS

2 weeks ago

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Rainaa @rainaarants

2 weeks ago

I honestly hate that we've normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling ppl that they are ill informed & ignorant.

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Sade 🇯🇲 @_munchkinn

2 weeks ago

Life really use to be whimsy

AuxGod @TheOXGod

2 weeks ago

Life really use to be whimsy

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Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers

3 weeks ago

This is the opposite of going live.

AF Post @AFpost

3 weeks ago

This is the opposite of going live.

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izzy @spidermannwh

3 weeks ago

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

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whis_pea @whis_pea

3 weeks ago

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

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Mizuki's lover 🎀🎀 @mizuki_252525

4 weeks ago

It has officially been 500 jobs I applied for and failed HOW THE HECK AM I "NOT QUALIFIED ENOUGH" FOR AN ENTRY LEVEL JOB AT A GROCERY STORE, DO I NEED A DEGREE IN VEGETABLES

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##Nick @Glox4u

4 weeks ago

flavored toe nail polish. someone get in business with me.

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girl who loves @peachpantheress

4 weeks ago

when i was a kid i used to think when rappers did features that meant they were in the studio together i was so flabbergasted when i found out they just send versus thru email

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weather @dsxf234161

4 weeks ago

Florida will be hit by a mysterious and deadly red fog.

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer

4 weeks ago

My delivery driver was torn apart by ghouls and doordash is refusing to give me a refund

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Daily Noud @DailyNoud

4 weeks ago

BREAKING: Future has reportedly used the Reality Stone to make everyone forget about Young Thug’s snitch allegations. In exchange, Young Thug has forfeited his infinity stones (the Time Stone and Soul Stone) to Future. Future is in possession of 5/6 infinity stones.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

a month ago

In the shower I have always washed myself with a giant car washing sponge. I have no idea if this is normal or not. Secretly I hope it isn't normal and is my own little hack. It makes so many bubbles that I can't imagine anyone not doing it.