BobbyC @YeahMyBad
"Enjoy every sandwich" - Warren Zevon YeahMyBad65 on Threads 99% chance I'm on a couch. Joined October 2009-
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I swear the drug companies are intentionally fucking with people who have worse symptoms. Aspirin? Sure cut the film once, you're good for 200 pills. Cold and flu? You only get two pills at a time and we've given you this tiny little corner to peel from in order to get them.
How to medical
Taz: Great to see you Stokley. Stokley: It's OK to see you. Taz: Kiss my ass. #AEWDynasty
You lock the door and throw away the key. There's someone in my head, but it's not me.
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I think I've reached the point where I'm past saying "I'm feeling old these days" and am now saying "I'm feeling my age these days".
Tiger 🤝 Woods
You keep giving Shaq the business and he's gonna be aww AWWWWWW @NBAonTNT
Is Trump smarter now?
Prior to tonight - fewest FT attempts by a team in a game. Atlanta (2018), Grizzlies (2014) - 1 GSW (16), NO Hornets (2004), Cavs (1994) - 2 Tonight, in the same game: Celtics - 0 FT attempts Bucks - 2 FT attempts
Both kicked out of each other's finishers? Let the shenanigans begin. #WrestleMania
Is KARK the new FARK? Sure seems like it.
Is KARK the new FARK? Sure seems like it.
What an amazing match - pro wrestling at its best. Both of them are such great storytellers. Happy for Sami, and Gunther is going to be a WWE or WHC champion before the end of the year. 4.75/5 #Wrestlemania
Jey vs Jimmy was strange - the overuse of the super kicks really took away from this. 2.25/5 #WrestleMania #RIPSuperKicks
LWO vs Legado: Harmless fun - good use of Kelce and Johnson - solid cool down match. But the feud continues. Rey vs Escobar at SS? 2.75/5 #WrestleMania
Just gave R-Truth a standing ovation in my living room. 4.25 (extra points for the moment) #WrestleMania
Rhea Ripley continues to put on great matches, and Becky always delivers in the big matches. Rhea's next challenger??? Let's see how Jade Cargill performs and that might answer some questions. 3.75/5 stars #WrestleMania
Followers beware - tonight and tomorrow, this will be a #WrestleMania account.
Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
1.2M Followers 32K Following It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now - for business please contact [email protected] - for media requests: [email protected]
glenn grillo @grillo174
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Hellno Kitty @MedusaGee
30 Followers 212 Following I strongly believe that Bozo did the dub, the door goes both ways, the bones are their money, you CAN’T skip lunch and you gotta give!
Unabashed Tree Hugger.. @HumphryJ47640
2K Followers 5K Following Baby boomer, Healthcare worker, single mom, . Appreciate beautiful and positive things in life. Humor and friends are lifesavers. No DMs.
Sophie Sagong @SagongSophie
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cindy prado @cindyprado07
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Carolyn Murphy 🟧 @Carolyn33633208
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George Mpamaugo @GMpamaugo32354
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Forest Meets the Sea @stownley22
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Lily Garry Babe❣�.. @babe_garry
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Cori Buscaglia @BuscagliaC19106
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Evangeline Bessette @BesseEvangel
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Jenniffer Lindbloom @JennifferL63639
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Adrienne @aka5593
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Charles W. jackson jr.. @jackson_char_1
119 Followers 6K Following A 66yo grandfather from Cumberland County to claim his $344.6M Powerball. Spreading joy and paying it forward by paying off credit cards debts and other bills.
Nathalia @Calistheni59700
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Courtney Salmans @courtne_salm
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Ameila Quidas @AmeilQui
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Finley Links @lin_finl
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Lorenza Wagatsuma @LorenWagats
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Abigail Navorro @abigai_navor
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Maili Warnasch @MaiWarnas
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Jen Gomes @JennieSays_
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Tim Lukowski @7f9702852c8e46d
474 Followers 3K Following Extremely lucky husband, loving father, very blessed man. Trouble hitting the slider away.
Imogen Lemmond @ImogeLemmon
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Hailey @haileygriffin10
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liv morgan @livmorgan9008
410 Followers 3K Following I have 1 dog and 1 pig as a pet.... I love hanging out with friends,playing video games ,love going for fishing ,hiking and camping,I love going for swimming
woodeye2u @woodeye2u
2K Followers 5K Following In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Rob Johnson @llccar1
11K Followers 11K Following Ukraine, a Democracy, must be saved from fascism (Russia). FORMER Republican & NEVER TRUMP! Owner of a company & love my work. Christian but not the MAGA kind.
J Moore @JeffMoore11489
103 Followers 102 Following Believe what is right in front of you and know the difference between good and bad, right from wrong.
Lori C @LoriCarbon14762
148 Followers 73 Following I have my opinions, always willing to have a civil debate, can admit to being wrong, open minded, but have an italian side that isn't pretty at times haha.
Evelyn lynn @Pamelap658
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Jason (he/him/ia) Ko .. @Jason_gasdive
1K Followers 220 Following At some point incompetence loses its explanatory power. Respirator/filter: Low risk: 3M 6300, 6035 Need to speak: 3M HF803SD, D9035 High risk: 3M FF803, D9035
Steve Gurganus @sjgurganus
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Edwin Gregory Castro @edwincastro624
162 Followers 2K Following lottery winner of $2.04 billion in November 2022, am giving $40,000 to my first 5k followers on here. No DMs. No instagram #HelpingOthers 💵💶💷💴
Anne 🏌🏻♀�.. @D38258530
129 Followers 2K Following Golf is the only game that the longer you play, the harder it gets 🤷🏼♀️
Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
1.2M Followers 32K Following It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now - for business please contact [email protected] - for media requests: [email protected]
Aaron Rupar @atrupar
900K Followers 3K Following journalist. sign up for my newsletter, Public Notice (link below). Powered by @SnapStream (more info: https://t.co/2oHPuuFBnN).
Acyn @Acyn
481K Followers 6K Following Senior Digital Editor for https://t.co/ok280opPL9 Clips made with @SnapStream Internet Hooligan…
Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC
856K Followers 3K Following PRESIDENTS OF WAR, 9 other books. @NBCNews Presidential Historian. @PBS contributor. Born Chicago. My Threads link is https://t.co/9r7VWCiF7W
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
476K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7
Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin
895K Followers 6K Following Proudly serving Maryland's beautiful Eighth Congressional District and leading @OversightDems in Congress.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes
476K Followers 3K Following Dedicated research monitoring and exposing right-wing extremism and other threats to democracy.
DoneHat @Popehat
316K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
NBA on TNT @NBAonTNT
5.5M Followers 929 Following Watch the #NBAPlayoffs with EJ, Kenny, Shaq and Chuck on TNT 🔥
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
329K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
DraftKings CX Team @DK_Assist
40K Followers 8 Following DraftKings Customer Support. Our mission is to make sports better and make better sports fans by bringing fans closer to the game
Lori C @LoriCarbon14762
148 Followers 73 Following I have my opinions, always willing to have a civil debate, can admit to being wrong, open minded, but have an italian side that isn't pretty at times haha.
Congressman Jared Mos.. @RepMoskowitz
62K Followers 1K Following Father, husband, sneaker head, and Congressman for Florida’s 23rd Congressional District.
MJ Lee @mj_lee
90K Followers 1K Following CNN Senior White House Correspondent. DC, NYC, Hong Kong, Seoul. @GUPolitics spring 2023 fellow. Instagram: mj_cnn.
Abadon_AEW @abadon_AEW
101K Followers 1K Following I am Abadon. Living dead girl. AEW I can NEVER die. #AEW They/Them💛🤍💜🖤 Booking info [email protected]
✨Stellar 💫 @stellar_omega
3K Followers 5K Following Sarcastic. Sci-fi nerd. Valentine baby. Animal lover. ENFP/ENTP combo.
Al Hirschfeld @AlHirschfeld
6K Followers 368 Following The Al Hirschfeld Foundation. All works by Al Hirschfeld (1903-2003).
Adam Klasfeld @KlasfeldReports
314K Followers 4K Following @MSNBC contributor on @TheLastWord w/ @Lawrence & Fellow at @Just_Security. Priors: The Messenger, @LawCrimeNews, @CourthouseNews. adam(at)adamklasfeld(dot)com
Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter
449K Followers 1K Following Singer, Actress and proud Mom! Listen to my new single #LettersfromEarth: https://t.co/8r3ycFqOTS
Aunt NayNay @saynaenay
667 Followers 2K Following Just trying to make sense of it all. She/Her #resist
Halle Berry @halleberry
962K Followers 378 Following “It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.” –Thoreau
Dani @merryswissmiss
259 Followers 280 Following
Lori Carbone @LCSchmoop
1 Followers 9 Following
ladies and gentlemen,.. @CraigWeekend
578K Followers 1 Following daniel craig reminds you that the weekend is here, every friday evening
Katie Phang @KatiePhang
323K Followers 2K Following Host of The @katiephangshow on @MSNBC | Legal Contributor & Correspondent, @NBC & @MSNBC | RTs and ❤️ ≠ endorsements
Big Bad Brody King @Brodyxking
71K Followers 1K Following All Elite Wrestling || Straight Edge || God’s Hate || booking: [email protected] P.O. Box 1523 Roswell,GA 30077
CivicWire @CivicWireHQ
6K Followers 4 Following CivicWire, from the founders of @BNONews and @BreakingNews, launches in 2023. Announcement on Thursday. Sign up for updates at https://t.co/jWnwRRgKar
Teresa M French @TeresaMFrench
2K Followers 3K Following nonna, animal lover, retired english teacher ... namaste ;)
Tony Khan @TonyKhan
410K Followers 1K Following Owner/Stats @Jaguars Owner/Director of Football/GM/Sporting Director @FulhamFC Own @TruMediaSports Owner/CEO/GM @AEW/#ROH #AEWDynamite #AEWRampage #AEWCollision
Stephanie Murphy @MurphyforFL
11K Followers 1K Following Business exec & educator. Public policy expert & fmr DoD national security specialist. First Vietnamese-American woman in Congress. Proud mom of two.
Gina Schock @realginaschock
10K Followers 468 Following Rock & Roll Hall of Fame #drummer of The @officialgogos 🥁 Singer of @houseofschock , author of 📸📖 Made In Hollywood: All Access with the Go-Go’s.
McBeth 🌻🇺🇸�.. @mcbeth0943
4K Followers 5K Following Wife/mom/daughter/sister/RESISTER/higher ed advocate. #Birdland #Ravensflock #HTTC #ALLCAPS #BlueCrew 🇺🇦 Ally 🏳️🌈 #MarylandToughBaltimoreStrong
Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_
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valerie bertinelli @Wolfiesmom
578K Followers 839 Following indulge 🤍 https://t.co/g6zgskzXU8 https://t.co/5QoJQzzMR4
Team Pomato @TeamPomato
817 Followers 10 Following We are Team Pomato! Totty, Tubby, Phoebe, Pickles, Weenie, Willow & Blue! Join our discord: https://t.co/WpchJpgbsV Meowmie: @ZelinaVegaWWE Cetded: @malakaiblxck
Stan Van Gundy @realStanVG
152K Followers 470 Following
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
262K Followers 4K Following Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL
Florida Power & Light @insideFPL
41K Followers 3K Following Providing energy to 12+ million. We're here Mon-Fri 8am-7pm, Sat 9am-5pm ET. For outages, call 1-800-4OUTAGE. For emergencies, call 911. Do not report here.
Marco's Pizza @MarcosPizza
19K Followers 3K Following Keepin' it fresh and pizza obsessed. Pizza Lovers Get It.
BNO News @BNONews
479K Followers 11 Following Breaking news and developing stories from the U.S. and around the world. For insights, follow @BNODesk. Hit the subscribe button to support our work.
Elle Duncan @elleduncanESPN
201K Followers 947 Following ESPN. Constantly searching for a bio quip aaaand..... lemon pepper wings
Lake Superior @LakeSuperior
230K Followers 321 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
Charo Cuchi Cuchi @CharoCuchiCuchi
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Renee 🌊🌊 ☮️ @WildeRESISTER
13K Followers 13K Following Professor, witchy feminist NERD 🧙 ♀️ 🐱🌊#RESIST 🌊 #VoteBlue 💙 #BLM #Ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ #BlueCrew *Views are mine except those that are plagiarized
Laurazee2.0 🐦 @Lorjayzee6
18K Followers 19K Following This account is broken. Damn Elmo! My other account @laurazee6 is for my sanity-Music, Film, Art. LCSW from NYU. NYCer=Lifelong Resister.
Wendy Choo @therealestwendy
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Fred Schultz @FredSchultz35
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Vince's Egg @VincesEgg
7 Followers 14 Following Worth $100M. Property of Vince McMahon. #SurvivorSeries #RedNotice
Goodable @Goodable
215K Followers 59 Following The world's happiest and healthiest daily app. Life is hard — we're here to help. Download Goodable for free on iOS and Android! 🚀♥
Denise 'Hollywood' Sa.. @_denisesalcedo
119K Followers 1K Following TV Host + Producer | Instinct Culture & Pop Reputation. @WONF4W @BustedOpenRadio @SIRIUSXM @Fightful. I ♥ Taylor Swift. (155K YT SUBSCRIBERS!)
Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami
462K Followers 0 Following Tracking the chances that NFL games finish with a score that's never happened before. Built by @dpmattingly. Based on an original idea by @jon_bois.
Wu Tang is for the Ch.. @WUTangKids
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ANYONE know where i can get an old posting from pocketfives OT???
@YeahMyBad I like 2, anything more and it creates serious typographical issues!
This man leaves out his cat’s fur so birds can use it to make their nests.. 😊
The thing is, regardless of my reason, I have gone weeks and weeks now (plural) without a drop of alcohol and that is FAR longer than others in my family have been able to say in DECADES of their lives. I am breaking a cycle here that I was born into and that is worth celebrating
As the final vote on Ukraine aid was wrapping, I grabbed the shoulder of Senator Lankford. Our failed attempt at border reform - which consumed our entire winter - ended up being the necessary predicate for a clean Ukraine bill. “The universe works in mysterious ways, James.”
@DNVR_Nuggets @MiroslavCuk Jokic was literally like:
Warren Zevon should have been in years ago. Also, Pete Townshend as a solo artist.
Today marks 1 year since I worked my last shift in a professional kitchen and took the leap to be a “content creator” and full time caregiver to my grandma. Thank you from the bottom of the place where my heart used to be. Forever grateful to you all 🫡
LFG!! 🌈🥰
#AndNEW! Your NEW TBS Champion is Willow Nightingale! @willowwrestles
Red Panda forever…
this is what a champion looks like
When art imitates life ❤️
Eminem is celebrating his 16th year of sobriety today.
Every time I see an armored bank car I spend the next 15 minutes thinking about heisting it. I come to the same 3 conclusions every time. 1. I could do it but I would need a team 2. I don’t trust anyone to not snitch 3. I’m not a criminal
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