Mr. Random @YepThatsRandom
Joined February 2012-
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Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me im going in!
My penis does happen to have a nickname, and that would be Gatorade. Is it in you?
Why don't you go back to your home on whore island.
Veronica:You have way too much pubic hair. Ron:Hmm actually that's a point of pride. Im very proud of my mane of pubic hair. So thank you
Ron: "If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here."
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. And I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr....
#HowDareYou say that Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
Brian Fantana: Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.
Veronica : Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
That #IGetThatAlot thing really escalated quickly.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. - Ron Burgandy
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Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Brian Fantana: I’m telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron’s head. Brick Tamland: [breaks out laughing] That’s a good one.
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