JER @YouCannotRelate

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JER @YouCannotRelate

2 weeks ago

not gay, just ran through 😫💔

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JER @YouCannotRelate

2 weeks ago

Did i just win the 1.8 billion dollar lottery? Feels like it.

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11

11 years ago

Did i just win the 1.8 billion dollar lottery? Feels like it.

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tao te chic (in SF 22-27 building 50,000 art hoes) @taotechic

3 weeks ago

50,000 art hoes will save San Francisco: The vision for jumpstarting joie de vivre and re-enchanting hollowed out tech bros DMs are open for venture-related inquiries only

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JER @YouCannotRelate

2 months ago

no one knows Women better than a Hot Guy.

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JER @YouCannotRelate

3 months ago

Price Your Body In This Hobby Lobby

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JER @YouCannotRelate

3 months ago

i can't tell if i've been clenching my jaw a lot this week or has it been like the past 6 years 🤔

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judd crud @snotwurst420

3 months ago

Why I bought a condo at Disney World

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the air is dull, and music nauseates me. i long to play hopscotch @ the tippity top of a building's edge but mother goose hasn't flatlined so with a chest full of vape juice & mold i wait on baited breath. i dreamt i had a daughter- it might have been a nightmare but i forget.

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JER @YouCannotRelate

5 months ago

it was early september and i was in 1st grade- i remember we didn't have to do work all day & only my 4 besties n i were left in class , we got to watch disney movies & play with the projector all day while the teacher kept leaving the room, :-) honestly 9/11 was like my 4/20

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JER @YouCannotRelate

5 months ago

svetlana<3 the year is 1967, it's the summer of love & you place a tab underneath a pretty girls tongue beneath a sycamore tree; as the psychedelic warmth kicks in she begins to tell u she's fled the kremlin & the grip of her father Stalins wrath to seek refuge in the us of a

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JER @YouCannotRelate

5 months ago

how do i tell Girl i don't wanna go birdwatching i want to eat mdma & go laser tagging in an abandoned cathedral 🫤

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JER @YouCannotRelate

5 months ago

the cooler a girl is, the more asexual she is.

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JER @YouCannotRelate

5 months ago

THCa is not in the bible... therefore i do not believe in it.

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JER @YouCannotRelate

5 months ago

not ONCE have i succumbed (succame??) to transgender urges and God STILL made me allergic to pollen like you common folk???? honestly... Not Cool man 😡

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JER @YouCannotRelate

5 months ago

i just learned its part of the human condition to not pay attention to the sounds of birds even tho they're all around us... its like what else r we not paying attn to haha anyway unrelated but has anybody else's sense of smell been irrevocably altered for the past 5 yrs??? haha