Stand Up Comedians:) @YouHaveOneJob

Funny Tweets, quotes and all round relatable stuff. The comedy is endless....and completley AWESOME Follow me & you'll live forever! Joined November 2014

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Stand Up Comedians:) @YouHaveOneJob

11 years ago

wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life

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Stand Up Comedians:) @YouHaveOneJob

11 years ago

my "walk past u like we never met" game too strong”

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11 years ago

Remember, people say ‘I love you’ in different ways 'eat something' 'get some sleep' 'have my fries' 'yeah i'll buy it for you'

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Stand Up Comedians:) @YouHaveOneJob

11 years ago

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Stand Up Comedians:) @YouHaveOneJob

11 years ago

Remember, people say ‘I love you’ in different ways 'eat something' 'get some sleep' 'have my fries' 'yeah i'll buy it for you'

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Stand Up Comedians:) @YouHaveOneJob

11 years ago

have you ever been so mad at someone that you started laughing or i'm just a psychopath

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11 years ago

My " haha " is fake. My " hahaha " is true. My " HAHAHAHA " is so funny I nearly died. srsly.

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