Homelander @YourHomlander

Joined January 2014

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Homelander @YourHomlander

3 hours ago

Ronaldo's stupid fans have spoiled him even more than he already was. They defend every little bit of bullshit Ronaldo pulls. When a man realizes that millions of people will back him even when he's clearly wrong, he starts believing that everything he does is right. If his hardcore fans were honest enough to call him out on his bullshit instead of blindly defending him, he might actually try to change himself. There's a reason he's compared to Homelander.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

15 hours ago

@MAYOR_not_KUN @UTD_Mavin Sense the tone and check the emoji, smarty pants.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

16 hours ago

People don't seem to realize how insane it is for a footballer to win awards like this and the Laureus Award. If Messi had a PR team like Pendu's, my timeline would be flooded with posts about these achievements. Just imagine how they hyped up a paid-vote poll that wasn't even a real award. Now imagine what they would do if Penaldo ever managed to win awards like these. Messi badly needs a PR team, man.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

16 hours ago

He was awarded Man of the Match because of a goal he didn't even score. He knew he hadn't scored it, so he pulled this fake humility gimmick, knowing that when the goal was eventually overturned, his fans could flood the timeline with clips of his so-called humility. You see, his entire life has become a drama. Everything looks scripted at this point.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

16 hours ago

@Y_ase3 'In front of everyone', there are barly a hundred people in the Stadium. That's the real embarrassment..

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Homelander @YourHomlander

16 hours ago

@centregoals I blame France Football for all those empty seats. Those fans must have spent their ticket money voting for what they thought was the Super Ballon d'Or, only to find out it designed to scam them.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

17 hours ago

@mvsrapp How can they took away his goal. He scored that with the carbon dioxide. You think he would celebrate like that if he didn't score?

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Homelander @YourHomlander

17 hours ago

@mvsrapp He touched the ball, alright, but with the carbon dioxide he emitted. 🐪

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Homelander @YourHomlander

17 hours ago

My 🐪 scores goals with his right leg, left leg, head, shoulders, knees, and toes! Also with his chest, dick, hair of all kide, and even with his bootlaces. And today, he scored a goal using the carbon dioxide he emitted. 🐪

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Homelander @YourHomlander

17 hours ago

@FCB_Argentine Another goal scored by my GOAT with the carbon dioxide he emitted.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

17 hours ago

@BourdillonIseme @TheBallZoneX Ok, pemducunt.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

20 hours ago

Wow, big words from someone who comes from a place supposedly famous for people with low IQs. I can't even call you a fucking racist because that would imply you're significant enough to deserve the label. That's how insignificant you are as a human being. Even if I wrote a book, you wouldn't be able to afford it, you poor fucking donkey-shit licker. And even if you somehow managed to buy it, you wouldn't comprehend half the things I'd say because of your low-IQ, illiterate ass. Another possible explanation is that you're still stuck somewhere in the middle of the evolutionary process.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

23 hours ago

@megavolto2k26 @officiall_logo Simple explanation: You're crying, so you can't write much while you're busy crying. I write more because I'm enjoying watching you cry, and that's why the words come to me more naturally.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

23 hours ago

Wow, and I'm supposed to believe you just because he was leading a paid poll where anyone could vote as many times as they wanted? Do you seriously think your Pendu can buy greatness with money? If he were the greatest of all time, he would have more real Ballon d'Ors than Messi. He would have at least reached one World Cup final in his lifetime. The only major trophy Portugal won, the Euro, was won without him on the pitch in the final. He was never even the best player in any of the 22 senior international tournaments he played for Portugal. Since he failed to achieve those things in 24 years of professional football, you calling him the greatest won't magically make him the greatest. You assholes can spend as much money as you want buying votes, but that won't make him the GOAT. He had his chance to earn that title on the pitch, not through paid polls.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

24 hours ago

Then why are you all crying? Wasn't that money enough to buy your happiness? You should be celebrating! Start saving more money. Who knows? Maybe in the future, even the World Cup will be decided by unlimited paid votes. Your savings will come in handy again! Pendu will finally win his first-ever WC.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

24 hours ago

@tommysparrow20 @officiall_logo Still better than your mom's stinky cunt.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

a day ago

@sorciadanielo Pendu fans' idiocy has reached a point where they now have to invent fake grandpas and attribute fake quotes to them. Messi has completely ruined these idiots' brains.

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Homelander @YourHomlander

a day ago

They chose the right fans to scam, even while being completely transparent about the scam. Pendu fans have reached a level of idiocy where someone can take their money while openly explaining exactly why they're taking it, and these idiots will still hand it over willingly. Then, when their dim-witted brains finally realize what actually happened, they start crying and playing the victim card.