Random Zack @ZackRandom
My name's Zack. Like Dingle or Efron. [Parody Account] Hilarious quotes from everyones favourite Claim Assessor! Southampton, UK Joined September 2012-
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A customer once told me he accidentally cut his mates bollocks off with a chainsaw! How bad did he feel? Not as bad as his mate!
Can you believe it, they've got no Samuel L Buca!
Would you rather have a menu of beers or a menu of queers?
Did you feel like Luke Skywalker on Hoth this morning?
I've had to change my furniture polish. I don't want to get HIV from Mr Sheen.
I thought I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre yesterday. But when he turned round he had his back to the fuchsia.
Would you rather have a barium meal or a Happy Meal?
Would you rather be George Michael or George from Rainbow?
What's so exciting about light entertainment?
If your little toe dropped off from frostbite, would you keep it as a memento?
I'd love to be cocooned in a prawn cracker and punch my way out!
Happy Easter to the whole world. Let's hope for peace. ✌️
LIVE on #Periscope: Zack at work pscp.tv/w/VvpiyTUwNzcy…
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