Joe Nobody @Zexyz

"Nobody quits Twitter" -- The One True Morty armoxon.substack.com/p/the-owners-o… None Joined April 2008

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

#ThisIsNotMyInternet

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I've been cynical, sentimental, sincere, strange, but now I think I can't be any of those things. If you're not here to trade, please be on your way. It's not what we lost, but learning it was never ours that makes it ache so big. It's not a lesson, but a sermon. Take your seat.

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

I can remember when this sort of thing was common, but now? Imagine etching your soul on a tree and that that trunk becomes covered in staple-gunned concert flyers. The world we were reaching into is gone. Some are doing fine, they never needed it. The rest...

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

When they finally say it out loud, there's a shift. You always knew, but it wasn't said. That tension creates an energy for something... and when it's gone, there's just a vacuum. Anything can get in there, so it does. It's over before you know it.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

2 years ago

gfodor.id @gfodor

2 years ago

Finally had to have “the talk” with my kid. Now he knows if he gets a phone call from Mom or Dad, but we can’t say the passphrase, he’s talking to a computer.

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

@adamconover @animationguild ✊ YES! 📷 I'm sending this to everyone I care about. You are a TRUE hero, Captain Conover. Thank you.

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Adam Conover @adamconover

2 years ago

I got a little intense at the @animationguild rally. Writers and actors stand with animation workers!!

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

The people who give me 🤡s on Steam are telling me more about the value of steam points than the value of anyone's opinion.

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Mikey Neumann @mikeyface

2 years ago

Whose Intelligence is Artificial? *BRAND NEW* Movies with Mikey, revisiting a favorite film: Artificial Intelligence, now on @WatchNebula nebula.tv/videos/filmjoy…

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

@FoldableHuman I can't f**king believe you are making me go to PAX now. It's (also) Bumbershoot weekend. I'm going to die in my car now...

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Dan Olson @FoldableHuman

2 years ago

Le hell yes, we are ready to roll

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

Turns out I was talking about KOSA...

Joe Nobody @Zexyz

3 years ago

This dovetails neatly into the way Data Breaches and Facebook are both getting more attention than they deserve. Clearly, the bad guys are ramping up to something you're not going to like. Expect a very nasty piece of legislation soon and fight it with everything you've got.

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

@tz_toast_rider The heck u talkin bout? If Minecraft had any more menus it would be bundled with Microsoft Office.

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=b3gZOt… If you are reading this, you need to watch this video. The entire hour. Yes, even you, the one who's "not online." Olsen has distilled the last 20 years of our culture into a perfect circle. This was my cure, and I am free now. I hope it helps you, too.

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Joe Nobody @Zexyz

2 years ago

A new friend is moving out of town this week, and having just finished college they looked out into the infinite horizon with .... and so I said something much like this.