GAGE MGMT ENJOYER @_346AM

Me, immediately after fawning to protect my own safety: OH FUCK BUDDY WOW BIG FEELINGS KICK ROCKS PUSSY When he asks what did I just say: oh nothing, I don’t think I’ve ever said anything to tell you the truth. *blinking rapidly until the smoke screen appears*

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4 months ago

Just did the math for a completely different reason, but found out I make a Quarter a minute (plus tips) at my job. And I get paid pretty well for food service in a smaller town at a local restaurant. But Jesus Christ. Things cost a lot of my minutes.

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GAGE MGMT ENJOYER @_346AM

6 months ago

If I get sober now I can make a tiktok to Big X’s “mhmm” on my birthday. New goal unlocked.

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GAGE MGMT ENJOYER @_346AM

6 months ago

This was really mean-spirited. I do not apologize.

GAGE MGMT ENJOYER @_346AM

12 months ago

This was really mean-spirited. I do not apologize.

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GAGE MGMT ENJOYER @_346AM

7 months ago

He looks like there’s a real tasty fly nearby.

stepfanie tyler @wildbarestepf

7 months ago

He looks like there’s a real tasty fly nearby.

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brian @brianonhere

7 months ago

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

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GAGE MGMT ENJOYER @_346AM

8 months ago

Tried to tease my bf via text and ended up more frustrated than him goodNIGHT

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GAGE MGMT ENJOYER @_346AM

8 months ago

Lolololol baby has no idea what I got him/us/mostly me for Valentine’s Day. Pro tip: buy gifts while listening to romance audiobooks.

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IAINTPOSTINGSHIT @ByMMarie

8 months ago

If Men Could Get Pregnant By Athletes They Would.

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Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL

8 months ago

If my ex girlfriend was on the tv crip walking to a song calling me a pedophile at the super bowl my feelings would be hurt to say the least

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angel ❤️‍🔥 @floellasversion

8 months ago

maybe if travis kelce didn’t say he was honored to play in front of trump then he would have caught that ball

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Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio

8 months ago

oh they tackled him

Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio

8 months ago

oh they tackled him https://t.co/jg2JTCBSFA

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GAGE MGMT ENJOYER @_346AM

11 months ago

I’m bout 4-5 seconds from wildin and by wildin I mean finding out how may feet my balcony is from the ground.

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Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez

11 months ago

Both of the final living survivors of the Tulsa Race Massacre have voted in what may be their last presidential election. Viola Ford Fletcher is 110 and Lessie Benningfield Randle will be 110 on Sunday. We're told they both voted for Vice President Kamala Harris.