Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

Proud researcher at the Umbrella Inc. Birkin family co-director. Producing vaccines in large-escale and making the world a better place. Raccoon City Joined November 2012

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No More Gamers @WilliamBirkinG

6 years ago

To: Jane Doyle CC:@_AnnetteBirkin RE: Suspending Research on "G" Dear Jane, Go fuck yourself. I developed "G" myself. All your Umbrella staff are good for is making overly complicated entry methods. Stay out of my lab, you twat! Kind regards William Birkin

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Halloween costume idea - “Gradual Mutation”: 1- Wear a lab coat to the party and chat about your experiments with crocodiles 2- Every hour go to the toilet and apply more scaly makeup 3- Ask people for meat 4- At the end of the night, put a lab coat on a crocodile and release it

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but no one knows why. In Umbrella’s HQ theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Without theory we are withouht thought. Without experiment we are without data. Please think before you experiment and avoid wasting B.O.W.s resources unnecessarily.

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Me every morning.

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

The aim of this work is to stimulate nervous tissue regeneration in patients with severe disorders of consciousness, including those who are clinically dead. #Umbrella is providing the resources -from peptides to viral agents- to aid the project. theheartysoul.com/trial-looking-…

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

I love doing research and accept some other important stuff but my main focus should be doing science and training my team, I like to think I’m living up to Spencer’s example -ensuring we have the right environment to critically develop our skills- I try to ignore everything else

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Today was so productive that it raised my mood for the entire week! Several complicated experiments successfully performed and yielded satisfactory initial results. It’s far from finished, but I can already see it taking form.

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Tfw you go out with friends outside Umbrella and want to share your thoughts about an upcoming project cause you’re excited about the expected results and everything youve read in the last weeks to come up with your own approach but you don’t want to expose your company’s secrets

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Umbrella employee caught trying to smuggle a Hunter-α in car. Honestly, I can’t think of a more stupid way to steal such a large-sized B.O.W..

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

I have no regrets of the things I tried and failed at, but I regret all the times I didn’t try because of fear of failure. Next time you’re in doubt, ask your future self what to do. You’ll probably tell yourself to give it a try.

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Is there an expression for a recently sent manuscript? Is it both accepted and rejected until the decision letter comes? A Schrödingers Submission?

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Fuck the abominable research thieves behind them as well.

Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword

6 years ago

Fuck the abominable research thieves behind them as well.

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

STOP DOUBTING YOUR RESEARCH STOP DOUBTING YOUR RESEARCH STOP DOUBTING YOUR RESEARCH STOP DOUBTING YOUR RESEARCH STOP DOUBTING YOUR RESEARCH STOP DOUBTING YOUR RESEARCH (Unless you’re in someway linked to Alexia Ashford, then you’re probably doing a terrible job)

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Family goals. Is it asking for too much?

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Annette Birkin @_AnnetteBirkin

6 years ago

Completely freaked out when I saw so many RPD cars near Umbrella’s parking lot. What could’ve happened? Then I realized the police station is near the facility.