Awkward Penguin @_AwkwardPenguin
Read my tweets. IT DEFINES YOUR LIFE. North Pole (I live alone) Joined February 2011-
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Posted a photo on Instagram. 1 HOUR AFTER YOU JUST DELETED IT CUZ NO ONE LIKED IT.
Finally graduated from college. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE ANYMORE.
Been away for too long. NO ONE EVEN NOTICES YOU WERE GONE AND NO ONE CARES YOU'RE BACK.
#ImUglyBut I have no friends and don't know how to talk to people---wait am I doing this right?
Finally get an awesome girlfriend you'd be totally down settling with. SHE BREAKS UP WITH YOU AND YOU'RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE, I GUESS.
Playing #PokemonGo is all fun and games until you meet another person who's playing it too and have to talk to them...
The exact type of joke I'd say IRL that would make me wanna get sucked by a wormhole right after just to escape.
The exact type of joke I'd say IRL that would make me wanna get sucked by a wormhole right after just to escape.
SERIOUS QUESTION: Hey guys, do you still find this twitter account relevant?
Write super-long analysis of a show you like to impress people and post it online. DELETE IT 15 MINUTES LATER BECAUSE NO ONE EVEN NOTICED.
Find someone that looks at you like Sam looks at library books. #GameOfThrones
You can go fuck yourself, 2016, fuck you! Fuck cancer as well. I haven't even begun getting over Bowie, now you take Rickman...fuck...
RIP Alan Rickman, you were Hans Gruber to me first, but you'll always be Snape in all of our hearts...
Walking in a narrow hallway, person in front suddenly stops. TOO SCARED TO SAY EXCUSE ME SO YOU STOP AND WAIT FOR THEM TO CONTINUE WALKING.
Get asked by someone for help in a store. You don't work there. YOU HELP THEM ANYWAYS.
Ask someone for help in a store. THEY DON'T WORK THERE.
Friends tell you to just talk to your crush. LOL NO.
#SingleBecause I AM A GODDAMN SOCIALLY-AWKWARD PENGUIN.
Singing along to a song. START AT WRONG PART.
Try to jump into conversation. GET COMPLETELY IGNORED.
Anyone..wanna like..um..catch a movie with me this weekend or something? I'm all alone and um..yeah..you know what never mind I'll go alone.
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uncle belly⁶ @cantwant2
415 Followers 542 Following Bruce Wayne stan account | views and opinions expressed are occasionally sarcastic, but always mine | he/him/his
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141 Followers 362 Following Every song ends, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music?
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68 Followers 596 Following I never worry about the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein
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