(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth @_Baylink
I'm just 'zis booster-vaxed guy; you know? RTs not Endorsements; Favorites often just bookmarks. I write joke news; if your stock tanks, it's not my fault. St Pete FL USA Joined April 2009-
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I'd reply to NP, but tw doesn't approve of my politics, I guess...
Hey, @YouTube/ Android? Would you people PLEASE either 1) go back to Google Voice Typing/stop overriding it, or 2) triple the hangtime before you release the microphone? Having to type instead of talking -- since you can't do it right -- is murdering my 66yo sister's RSI.
Here it is, the most watched monologue in history, in which @jimmykimmel thanks Disney for firing him, garnering him phone calls from every other living latenight host... @kelly_carlin: Jimmy name-checks Lenny and your dad, fairly deep in the piece. youtube.com/watch?v=c1tjh_…
Thirteen years on, and Bridget having won, served, and retired, this is still a serious contender for Coolest. Thing. EVAR. #WestWing #reunion #promo @bradleywhitford @maffyfitz @AllisonBJanney @NellyMoloney @JoshMalina @marycmccormack youtube.com/watch?v=v52FLM…
We've known the exact date on which MS would drop general update support for Win10 for over a year. But, with less than a month to go, they've now announced that if you must have a local account only, you can't extend it at all. tomshardware.com/software/windo…
So, y'know what? Youtube plays can get things onto American Top 40 these days, folks. You wanna make the news? youtube.com/watch?v=m5y7S4…
Hey, @NordVPN? In this week's update, you're replaced the *assigned IP and other data* (on the control panel) with a link to "make this my default". That's a regression; please revert it.
Note to @watchguard: No, hyphens have been legal in phone numbers since *literally* the beginning of time.
“My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?” - Reporter “I think very good. And by the way, you see all the trucks? They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House.” - Donald Trump
I WILL BE INTRODUCING THE MELISSA HORTMAN/CHARLIE KIRK GUN SAFETY ACT TO MANDATE FEDERAL BACKGROUND CHECKS TO PURCHASE A FIREARM! WE ALSO NEED RED FLAG LAWS, MORE PENALTIES FOR POLITICAL VIOLENCE, AND MORE FUNDING FOR MENTAL HEALTH PROGRAMS! TOO MANY LIVES HAVE BEEN LOST!
Trump says that if he loses the tariff case in the Supreme Court, the U.S. will be forced to return trillions of dollars to foreign nations. The only problem is that foreign countries don’t pay the tariffs. Americans do.
Unfortunately, @trans_siberian, no, I am not willing to marry the poorly behaved Live Nation just to get into your pre-sale, regardless of what they told you. Sorry.
Here is an image of Donald Trump at the US Open yesterday, where he appears to have a small round blue pill in his mouth. I have verified the image and it is legitimate. On a completely unrelated note, here is what a 10mg Adderall and a Viagra look like:
Fight Fiercely, @Harvard, Fight! Fight! Fight! youtube.com/watch?v=xk94il…
@atrupar Here is an example of Trump having a little fight with his wife at home:
Postings I don't want @VDOOZER to see, so that I get to see the scene. Kim had JD's child... and then disappeared to another state. youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0…
Rhonda Santis and "Surgeon" General Ladapo (who, stunningly, has a Harvard MD) advocating for excruciating deaths of Florida children. (This is the sort of 'aspirational' headline the GOP is prone to, but mine's backed by history.)
Rhonda Santis and "Surgeon" General Ladapo (who, stunningly, has a Harvard MD) advocating for excruciating deaths of Florida children. (This is the sort of 'aspirational' headline the GOP is prone to, but mine's backed by history.)
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