Captain Perfect @_CaptainPerfect

Commentary and alleged intelligence. Lets have some fun. Joined May 2026

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Captain Perfect @_CaptainPerfect

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@dinothree @TheQuartering @Archilyzer That’s brilliant. 🤩

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Based Wheelie Bin @Based_Bin

5 months ago

🚨BREAKING: Police are now getting Binmaxxed by Legends in Belfast

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Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK

5 months ago

God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

5 months ago

First look at gameplay for ‘GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY’. Coming soon to PS5.

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ItsOnlyMe @_Am_I_Bob_

32 Followers 676 Following Just having fun, A keen observer of lolcows in the wild. Commentary based on alleged incidents and posts.

Özgün Sözler @ozgnsozlr

2K Followers 7K Following Ölçü tutmaz belki ama içten.

Söz Harf @sozharf

2K Followers 6K Following Her cevap, yeni bir soruya kapı.

jane strickland @janestricklan1

311 Followers 2K Following

The Real Alexa vesa @RealThe57513

432 Followers 5K Following West coast wizard here sharing Truth, love and light. It's time for justice, Everyone is welcome and needed here.. 🇺🇸💯

Alice Daisy @AliceDaisy4j

442 Followers 2K Following 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Reject The great rese... @rejectthegreat1

10K Followers 10K Following No one is blinder than he who will not see. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Family man, Want to see Britain great again but losing hope! Lover of the Moody Blues and Pink Floyd LFC . please don’t DM I can’t answer

Mick Prich @mikeyonman

25K Followers 21K Following Family man, Want to see Britain great again but losing hope! Lover of the Moody Blues and Pink Floyd LFC . please don’t DM I can’t answer

Marketmint @Marketmint78428

198 Followers 4K Following Building my own bank 🏦one block at a time 💰here for the tech that actually solves problem.

West Coast Wizard @realAxelvasa__

210 Followers 2K Following General | I’m back!! | The great Awakening is here!! 🇺🇸 Follow me, you might not see me Again..

Evan Mary @EvanMaryp8

361 Followers 7K Following No porn⛔️A trump supporter (here to help) Jesus is the leader of the world 🌍

Scott 🇺🇲 @Scott_1225

265 Followers 2K Following Libertarian-Conservative. Gold, Peace, and Prosperity. Liberty for all.

Rebecca Quin @Beckylynchh21v

5 Followers 103 Following

Falk Whitaker @falkwhitaker

107 Followers 196 Following Sensitive young man 💀 Writer for https://t.co/6GSSSRIZTV 𓌏▌ ME NE FREGO!

Alice Fawcett @zyn_xan

251 Followers 165 Following Graphic designer, writer for https://t.co/5ZngJK98FE Telgram Channel https://t.co/cmGc4sCAtZ

In 1707, Scotland became part of this great Union with England. We have achieved so much together. In 2014 we voted against breaking up this successful Union!

Win C @UKScotBrit

7K Followers 7K Following In 1707, Scotland became part of this great Union with England. We have achieved so much together. In 2014 we voted against breaking up this successful Union!

Gezen Tozan @gzentozan

2K Followers 5K Following En iyi yatırım: pasaporta damga.

helen ashley @helenashle4ajg

72 Followers 843 Following

Jessica Jesse @JessicaJesv0i

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Sunday komolafe @komolafe_s55074

356 Followers 7K Following

Putey Pute ⛄️ @putey_pute

27K Followers 22K Following The Bart, the.

Coralie @CoralieAnn

16K Followers 15K Following I call a spade a spade. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇼Anti Woke Anti Socialism Anti SNP. Still No. Rangers. ❤️🤍💙🏉 #IStandWithIsrael 🎗️✡️ 🧡🦊🧡

Tom Wood @_ThomasEWood

635 Followers 3K Following Never pay for a book again: Toms https://t.co/lrnDbdu9jl Hayek Lifetime Achievement Award 2019; https://t.co/HZcIzx0ZS8

We must defend our homeland for our children, our communities and our wee island.

🤍 Nationalist (not to be confused with a SNAT)

D 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳�... @DGlasgow07

3K Followers 2K Following We must defend our homeland for our children, our communities and our wee island. 🤍 Nationalist (not to be confused with a SNAT)

Sarah kate @Sarahkate88142

114 Followers 2K Following

Trucker, Musician, Gear Head, Woodworker..... But I'm really good at SHITPOSTING!

#Forgiveness #AmericaFirst #MAGA #MAHA #BARBZ

Ⱥmerican Trucker �... @taylorbilt

110K Followers 70K Following Trucker, Musician, Gear Head, Woodworker..... But I'm really good at SHITPOSTING! #Forgiveness #AmericaFirst #MAGA #MAHA #BARBZ

G.prince @GodpowerSimson

3K Followers 6K Following Wisdom writer, social influencer.

Alex nicholas @cherrypetal63

152 Followers 1K Following Dont know who took this over the past week or two but sorry fellas i'm sure "Luna" loves all of you the same amount? But please stop asking to go on dates with.

Evan Susan @EvanJennysq

93 Followers 4K Following Rip 🪦 Charlie Kirk 💔😞.I followed Jesus Christ to the end

Greg J. Marchand MD @MarchandSurgery

305K Followers 170K Following Dual board certified #MIGS & #OBGYN CV: https://t.co/l3Aixp5wxK My opinions are my own. (They're also correct.)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮�... @Steve92592444

23K Followers 25K Following English Patriot

Bob stroud @Bobstroudsnr

21K Followers 15K Following someone who wants to see fair play and will not submit to forces that want to stop free and open debate.

Deplorable Al Thomas @ThomasAlla14822

297 Followers 7K Following Insolvency and Trusts Specialist. Yachtsman, surfer, diver, skier,cowboy. I don't suffer fools! "Hello", "Hi" Crypto, Porn DMs = instantly blocked.

Khamis from Gaza. @khameisfaeza6ma

259 Followers 2K Following My name is Khamis Al-Masri from Gaza, from Beit Hanoun in the northern Gaza Strip. I am married and have a family.🙏👇

Zulikh Twitch @zulikhqwer

68 Followers 2K Following

🏁The iatrogenicall... @cheesyredrocket

3K Followers 4K Following Uppity female. Pro: #informedconsent Anti: #IatrogenicHarm #PSSD Poo/bum/willy https://t.co/SSvA2gmOd1

Marco Antonio Rinaldi @MarcoAnton6105

110 Followers 436 Following

chatia liam @wills87617

55 Followers 395 Following fun to chat with

vtuber @vtuber934953

25 Followers 504 Following 🦄 Let’s stay happy together, always ✨ Vtuber 🌸 | Comic Artist 🎨 A small creator with big dreams 💫 💜 Growing through my art journey~

Dwayne Johnson @OgisoPoundmo6

7 Followers 75 Following

If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'.
Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.

Trailer Swift (Origin... @Trailer_Swift69

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Sabrina F. @itsmeback_

121K Followers 70K Following NON RISPONDO AI DM. MESSAGGI PRIVATI⛔️

Will @William08688218

6K Followers 7K Following Brexiteer.🇬🇧

Kilowatt🇰🇪 🇮... @dukeofmulingana

2K Followers 3K Following when the cold wind blows the lonely wolf dies the park survives.

🇬🇬 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Right wing, but not far right. Support genuine refugees, not illegal immigrants. Anti Woke/Left/racism. DM's ignored. #Reform #Farage #Trump

Vieuxsage777 @VieuxSage777

3K Followers 5K Following 🇬🇬 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Right wing, but not far right. Support genuine refugees, not illegal immigrants. Anti Woke/Left/racism. DM's ignored. #Reform #Farage #Trump

Freyja. Missing Child... @FreyjaBakke

14K Followers 12K Following Fighting for abused and missing children. I'm Dyslexic ,so please be patient Nationalist

Josh @Josh90190834520

213 Followers 754 Following

Hola hola @SarafaOlam61486

21 Followers 156 Following

Rebecca Theresah @HStejapan62695

208 Followers 2K Following

Bernardo De Cresva @padre_de_cresva

176 Followers 162 Following I am eternal

View Hidden Replies @scott95634

169 Followers 3K Following

KinoKiwiMedia @KinoKiwiMedia

339 Followers 251 Following The most kino form of slop

🍊🧌 @OrangeTroll9

100 Followers 166 Following Christ is King ✝️, seriously what are the oranges for ,Queen Brie (cope Jer), Malfoid appreciator

Dennis Hambly is Asha... @docdaneeka5

317 Followers 201 Following Unfortunate father of a fat poop pants lying scamming drunken grifter

torontothrash @torontothrash

109 Followers 226 Following

HarmfulKhantentCreato... @NerdBrewGaming

1K Followers 107 Following All of my tweets are trash

ItsOnlyMe @_Am_I_Bob_

32 Followers 676 Following Just having fun, A keen observer of lolcows in the wild. Commentary based on alleged incidents and posts.

Paramount Tactical - ... @paramounttactcl

45K Followers 1K Following Christian, Green Beret, Warrior, Instructor, Patriot, Political Dissenter, Capitalist

Johnny @JohnnyJunkers

6K Followers 558 Following ⚓ US Navy Veteran 🛠️ Structural Engineer 🥇 Martial Artist Makes stuff sometimes 💍@meloniemac

Brad Cool Unlimited @bradcooluncut

1K Followers 448 Following https://t.co/XbYttC0Lhg

The Quartering Cringe... @ScootJacket

3K Followers 485 Following Daily dose of The Quartering being cringe SJW

shoe @shoe0nhead

662K Followers 3K Following youtuber sometimes • “bimbo populist”

TheQuartering @TheQuartering_

3K Followers 14 Following Internet beard

Alice Fawcett @zyn_xan

251 Followers 165 Following Graphic designer, writer for https://t.co/5ZngJK98FE Telgram Channel https://t.co/cmGc4sCAtZ

just a girl identifying as a dinosaur identifying as an AI cat, dressed as a SPARTAN.

my PO - @freemygirldino

wife. tomboy. habitual line stepper.

dino🦖 @dinothree

289 Followers 140 Following just a girl identifying as a dinosaur identifying as an AI cat, dressed as a SPARTAN. my PO - @freemygirldino wife. tomboy. habitual line stepper.

18 years of fun content!
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@DSPReacts & @DSPThrowback on YT!
https://t.co/5NXbb4LSKO

DSP Is READY For the ... @TheyCallMeDSP

29K Followers 70 Following 18 years of fun content! https://t.co/OOvLWJ8S4H https://t.co/uQL41KgcwJ @DSPReacts & @DSPThrowback on YT! https://t.co/5NXbb4LSKO

TheKinoGrove 🍊🍊... @TheKinoGrove

3K Followers 983 Following what are the oranges for? https://t.co/LP95wyeDeT

Observing, Mocking, & Documenting the fall of Western Civilization. #xennial -unaffiliated with Sir David Attenborough

Deep.State.Cringe @DeepSt8Cringe

52K Followers 144 Following Observing, Mocking, & Documenting the fall of Western Civilization. #xennial -unaffiliated with Sir David Attenborough

David Attenborough PA... @AttenboroughSir

69K Followers 44 Following (PARODY/SATIRE) “If we disappeared overnight, the world would probably be better off.”

UK protest live
Public events, protests & street interviews 🇬🇧
Showing what’s happening on the ground
For awareness, documentation & discussion only

UK protest live @ukprotestlive

4K Followers 2K Following UK protest live Public events, protests & street interviews 🇬🇧 Showing what’s happening on the ground For awareness, documentation & discussion only

Trailer Swift (Origin... @Trailer_Swift69

25K Followers 22K Following If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'. Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.

Kino.HydraHead @KinoHydraHead

648 Followers 131 Following THE HYDRA REPRESENTS THE MOUTH OF FREE SPEECH! CUT OFF ONE HEAD, MORE GROW IN IT'S PLACE! https://t.co/KZFjO3FUkI

KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat

1.1M Followers 5K Following Learn how I got 1M+ followers, 5.5B impressions, & $250K on X. https://t.co/h7wKXJoWXn DM for submissions.

BRITAIN IS BROKEN �... @BROKENBRITAIN0

145K Followers 9K Following FIGHTING FOR A BETTER BRITAIN 🇬🇧

CobraCast - Hosted by @DDayCobra. 📩 Advertising & partnership inquiries: email us at Contact@geeksandgamers.com

CobraCast 🇺🇸 @CobraCast199

30K Followers 86 Following CobraCast - Hosted by @DDayCobra. 📩 Advertising & partnership inquiries: email us at [email protected]

Timcast News @TimcastNews

211K Followers 790 Following News, Politics, and Culture

🔴 LIVE SHOWS on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays @ 8pm EST / 7pm CDT!

YouTube: https://t.co/FGy1V8IsCa

The News Source You Know You Can't Trust!

Don Flurgundy @Channel404News

4K Followers 431 Following 🔴 LIVE SHOWS on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays @ 8pm EST / 7pm CDT! YouTube: https://t.co/FGy1V8IsCa The News Source You Know You Can't Trust!

Lazy Shell @shell_lazy

6K Followers 753 Following Whether I love it or hate it I might draw it if I’m feelin’ it. Check my highlights for all doodles.

pronouns: U/S/A

https://t.co/QGJrun2I6V https://t.co/sWqUs2mnMt business - Tectonebusiness@gmail.com

TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone

309K Followers 830 Following pronouns: U/S/A https://t.co/QGJrun2I6V https://t.co/sWqUs2mnMt business - [email protected]

TheQuartering @TheQuartering

395K Followers 450 Following News & Content Organization: Actually In America My Coffee, Tea & Cocoa: @coffeebrandco

Stuttering Craig (Off... @StutteringCraig

30K Followers 908 Following Just a Normal Man. Founder of @SideScrollers Founder of ScrewAttack Member of the Billion View Club

Dermy Wermy 🇺🇲 @dermy_wermy

3K Followers 1K Following Just a casual gamer, geek, and friend of all things pop culture. Follow my YT. https://t.co/XpSXwdLMsp.

Bearing @bear_ing

60K Followers 807 Following I like to laugh at the internet.

Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi

2.2M Followers 4K Following Author of INSANE CLOWN PRESIDENT, I CAN’T BREATHE, SPANKING THE DONKEY, and SMELLS LIKE DEAD ELEPHANTS

meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard

159K Followers 420 Following Cowabunga it is!!! 🍕Popular online personality 🍕 Writer for YouTubers 🥩

Joon The King @JoonTheKing

7K Followers 269 Following I make videos, here's my channel https://t.co/n9Vs2oRvtS (Formerly @JoonTheKing1)

Host of Mad at the Internet (https://t.co/kNjaVAgSE0).
Operator of @KiwiFarmsDotNet.
President of the US Internet Preservation Society (@USIPSorg).
Just some fucking guy.

Josh @XJosh

34K Followers 303 Following Host of Mad at the Internet (https://t.co/kNjaVAgSE0). Operator of @KiwiFarmsDotNet. President of the US Internet Preservation Society (@USIPSorg). Just some fucking guy.

Exposing Leftism |
Exposing Leftists |
Exposing Fake Republicans |
Some Commentary & Opinions |
Sometimes I Post Memes & Satire

Leftism @LeftismForU

225K Followers 647 Following Exposing Leftism | Exposing Leftists | Exposing Fake Republicans | Some Commentary & Opinions | Sometimes I Post Memes & Satire

Salty Cracker @SaltyCracker9

268K Followers 1K Following

Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful

563K Followers 1K Following Political Commentary and Mediocre Photoshops 🇺🇸 🦬 Check out 👉 @uoarms

The Right To Bear Mem... @grandoldmemes

656K Followers 2K Following Meme Plug 🔌

✝️ God, Family, Liberty - Pro: Free Markets, Homesteading, Charity, Natalist, Homeschooling, Satire, Arms, Natural Rights, Voluntaryism - Anti War

Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy

978K Followers 1K Following ✝️ God, Family, Liberty - Pro: Free Markets, Homesteading, Charity, Natalist, Homeschooling, Satire, Arms, Natural Rights, Voluntaryism - Anti War

I Follow Back all Patriots! Follow for the best Conservative & America First News you won't see anywhere else! Proud Patriot. 🇺🇸 #MAGA

Lib Fails 🇺🇸 @LibFails

130K Followers 1K Following I Follow Back all Patriots! Follow for the best Conservative & America First News you won't see anywhere else! Proud Patriot. 🇺🇸 #MAGA

End Wokeness @EndWokeness

3.9M Followers 1K Following Fighting, exposing, and mocking wokeness. DM for submissions

Serving up slices of AI-generated weirdness! 🥞

Now making WeatherRing ⌚ your whole day of weather in one ring on your watch. Wear OS 6+

Cakedroid @Cakedroid

3K Followers 494 Following Serving up slices of AI-generated weirdness! 🥞 Now making WeatherRing ⌚ your whole day of weather in one ring on your watch. Wear OS 6+

https://t.co/6ZuZAkq2PK #COMICSGATE hijacker! Human Sunbeam, your Uncle Ethan. Cancel Culture Survivor. Frankie Valli fan. CYBERFROG creator!

ETHAN VAN SCIVER @EthanVanSciver

62K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/6ZuZAkq2PK #COMICSGATE hijacker! Human Sunbeam, your Uncle Ethan. Cancel Culture Survivor. Frankie Valli fan. CYBERFROG creator!