Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

Film Studies @ UNL. Capricorn. I identify highly with Sloths who just wanna hang out and sleep. Joined December 2011

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

5 years ago

In case anyone was unaware, we added a lil bean to our family. Bigger bean loves him.

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

5 years ago

I still think about the time I tried to sing a song in French to a French guy on Omegle and he disconnected because I clearly did not know French.

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

5 years ago

Just want y'all to know that Cracker Barrel is NOT getting Halloween stuff this year and I am not handling this news well.

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

5 years ago

I went into the walk-in freezer for the first time the other day and lemme tell you, I was truly expecting a waiting room, maybe some tissues, but they actually store food in it??

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

5 years ago

If you were traumatized by the melting doll scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

6 years ago

All I'm saying is imagine how much conditioner Rapunzel accidentally used the first time after her hair was cut.

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

6 years ago

When Troy said Don't Panic and Chad was like PANIC. I felt that

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

6 years ago

22 years later and I'm JUST NOW finding out the butler in The Parent Trap is named Chessy and not Jessie?!

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

6 years ago

I grew up watching a movie that depicted a teenage girl who wanted to be 30 and got her wish. Well now that I'm well on my way to 30 I'm here to tell you I AM NOT FLIRTY AND I AM NOT THRIVING.

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

6 years ago

Okay but have we tried ACTUALLY feeding the world a giant snickers?

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I'm standing outside waiting for Ryan and a car just pulled up. There is a dog in the car and I'm trying to prove I wouldn't be abducted that easily by not walking over to ask to pet the dog. It is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do 😬😬

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

6 years ago

My prof: Don't plagiarize.... BUT if you're going to, here's how to do it effectively.

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Chenoa Jordan(: @_Chenono_

6 years ago

I'm always in a very angry, hostile mood when I finish a book I'm reading for pleasure. So sorry for that. Also probably the worst time to work in customer service.