Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

Was once a streamer. now just a dickhead. Jimi Beagle or Niki James on all music platforms Melbourne Joined July 2020

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

2 weeks ago

Vaccines don’t cause autism, I do. I’m everywhere, thinking autisticly at you. You can’t escape.

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2 weeks ago

Born to dilly dally Forced to get a wriggle on

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

a month ago

“Am I talking bad about you, or is what you did bad and I’m talking about it” 🤌🤌🤌

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

a month ago

Pet peeve: whenever a caption says “this is how this feels like”… it’s either “this is how it feels” or “this is WHAT it feels like”. Combining the two pisses me off on a deep level that I probably should talk to a professional about

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

2 months ago

I don’t understand how there’s a new nba game every year. Like cod is bullshit but at least there’s new maps or whatever. It’s literally just basketball. The court is the same. Players are irrelevant it’s just throwing a ball at the ring..?

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

3 months ago

Poppy would like to remind you all to touch grass sometimes

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

3 months ago

Y’all ever do a shit so big you get a chill afterwards?

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

3 months ago

Women are like strawberries. Sometimes they’re at the grocery store

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

3 months ago

My take on #DeathStrading2 It’s ok. I would even say it’s pretty good. Not by any means a “masterpiece” as some are calling it.

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

3 months ago

Are people legit interested in Pax Aus? I feel like it has been so shit the last few times I’ve been. Just a big hall filled with games that are already out. Big companies don’t set up anything… they don’t even have any panels yet, but they’re charging top dollar for tix..?

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

4 months ago

I never understood musicians and especially rappers who act hard. Like, you make poems bro… You write pretty sounds…

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

4 months ago

If you’re ever feeling good about yourself I’d recommend cleaning your keyboard as a reminder that you’re a dirty little goblin creature

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

5 months ago

Don’t hate the player hate yourself like a fucking normal person

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

6 months ago

When people say a dog licking your face is gross coz they lick their ass I just remind that I also eat ass

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

6 months ago

If I had superpowers I would spend my time roughing up tigers like I do my cat. Imagine how much fun you could have playing with a big cat… if it couldn’t eat you

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

6 months ago

Turn any couch into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wifes birthday

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

6 months ago

In Australia everyone’s pronouns are oi/cunt

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Commander_Panda_ @_CommanderPanda

7 months ago

Played ~2 hours of AC shadows so far and it’s not bad. It’s a solid 7/10. Worth playing. Could turn out to be garbage as I put more time into it or could continue to chug along, but so far I don’t regret buying it. #honestreview #ACShadows