Dan @_Dan_UW

Things England, United Kingdom Joined March 2009

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Dan @_Dan_UW

2 weeks ago

Has Paul Collingwood been at it again?

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2 weeks ago

The flag shag has definitely raised a few 'state of it'

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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms

3 weeks ago

sorry the prime minister can’t sack the paedophile’s best pal right now he’s busy meeting the war criminal

The National @ScotNational

3 weeks ago

sorry the prime minister can’t sack the paedophile’s best pal right now he’s busy meeting the war criminal

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All that fuss about the women being bad at penalties... two penalty shootouts in season curtain openers both containing some utterly terrible ones. Shoutouts to Vithina, Eze, Tels and Salah for some utter slop. #SuperCup #CommunityShield

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2 months ago

Bet the knuckleball talk between @ravibopara and @AlexHartley93 won't be appearing on the Instagram reels tonight. How many fingers Ravi? 😂 ##bbccricket #thehundred

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Mohamed Salah @MoSalah

2 months ago

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

UEFA @UEFA

2 months ago

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

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Dan @_Dan_UW

2 months ago

Genuinely one of the most embarrassing England performances of recent years. The sooner Rob Key is banished from England cricket selectors the better. Jobs for the boys. #bbccricket

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2 months ago

Very funny to watch the Italians frantically trying to go for broke in the 121st minute. Maybe less of shithouseing in the 90 and you'd have won... #ENGITA

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Dan @_Dan_UW

2 months ago

England absolutely burgled that win! Though Sweden deserved to lose that the moment they sent the Keeper up to win it. 😂 #Euro2025

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Dan @_Dan_UW

3 months ago

Maybe Glastonbury *should* be taken off the BBC... and given to Channel 4 or the like, who won't act like mewling quims and censor things like like increasing kowtowing to the Israeli propaganda they are under Tim Davie and Robbie Gibb. Bought off like the rest of HMG...

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Dan @_Dan_UW

4 months ago

That last over by Potts was atrocious. Was he *trying* to hit the other strip? The one normal slow ball he bowled he got a wicket. #bbccricket #ENGvWI

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Dan @_Dan_UW

5 months ago

What the absolute shitting fuck just happened in that game!? You couldn't script that if you tried.

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Dan @_Dan_UW

9 months ago

Key message from 2024 was - 'there were far better ways they could have dealt with that'

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Dan @_Dan_UW

9 months ago

Is there a dimension where #GavinAndStacey is actually funny?

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Dan @_Dan_UW

9 months ago

Had the best night sleep in weeks and slept like a log... off to ruin it all down the pub tonight! 🥰🥰

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Dan @_Dan_UW

10 months ago

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a letter from the Taxman in December.

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Dan @_Dan_UW

10 months ago

A horrible week of insomnia continues. Currently trying to see if there is a way of manifesting Dua Lipa for Xmas. 🎄🎁

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Dan @_Dan_UW

10 months ago

Why exactly do we keep picking Bashir when he is absolutely awful? Even when he gets a haul, it's ultimately because he is so bad that the teams attack him and miscue... great when you have 300 runs to play with... shit out of luck in a tight match or in the subcontinent #NZvENG