Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

Writing work here and there. Current read: Peaches for Monsieur le Curé Newcastle Upon Tyne, England Joined September 2015

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Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

7 months ago

One coffee in the morning is no longer enough. Two coffees is borderline. We are verging on three coffees to get the motor running now

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Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

7 months ago

I disappeared from this account for over a year. Finally got my degree. Became a business owner. Focused on being a dad. Took a break from publishing anything. I’m jumping back on here just throw thoughts out into the dark. Not sure if I’m staying or going but here we are

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Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

7 months ago

I think the decline in society is directly linked to when people started to use those electric salt and pepper grinders

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Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

3 years ago

THIS, from @jomc : 'It worries me that an audience for any book now could be limited to people who themselves want to write books; attendees of an art exhibition are often people who themselves want to make art.' jomc.substack.com/?utm_source=su…

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Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

3 years ago

Good morning Twitter, what are we angry about today?

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

Ryan Giggs has now published more poetry than me this year.

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Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

3 years ago

Absolutely not. I have seen Flubber, thank you.

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Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

3 years ago

Just read an article on the Alex Jones damages case. The prosecuting lawyer's line "speech is free, but lies you have to pay for" is one of the coldest things I've ever read

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Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

3 years ago

One of the most jarring smells, to me, is coffee, specifically in a bedroom. Feels unnatural

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3 years ago

It’s not hot girl summer it’s clammy man summer

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Dylan Benjamin @_DylanBenjamin

3 years ago

Someone tell these companies they don’t need to put CBD oil in absolutely everything

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

Social media really doesn’t lend itself to the reinvention of a person does it? Can we get tips from Madonna for people who change their personality and mindset on a seemingly daily basis, please?