Forever Alone @_ForeverALoner
Can we be forever alone together? Follow for funny tweets. Joined June 2012-
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Me and my girlfriend are so different. I exist, she doesn't.
Takes girlfriend out on a date… In GTA.
Flips a coin, his best chance of getting head.
Parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation… not that it even mattered.
How often do I beat my girlfriend? Everytime I clap.
Breaks hand and needs a cast, changes relationship status to "It's complicated."
Asks girl out, her response: "AWWWWW"
Wishes to not die a virgin, gets granted eternal life.
One night stand. "That's all the storage space I need."
Throws a birthday party in The Sims, nobody comes.
Forgot to turn off phone at the movies, didn't matter.
Girl says she loves him… as a friend.
Gives the best relationship advice, can't get into a relationship.
Falls in love with a girl, helps her get a boyfriend.
Watches the movie "The Ring," Doesn't get a call.
"I love you." … "Oh sorry, wrong chat window."
Holds the door open for a cute girl, She uses the other door.
Parents get divorced, no one fights for custody.
Gets felt up for the first time, airport security.
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