hb📝 @_HB_writes

Joined April 2011

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

5 years ago

One Minute Brief of the Day: Advertise #Dreamcatchers @OneMinuteBriefs Every WFH parent's dream... @Hobbycraft

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

5 years ago

Wrote a wee Burn's poem for work yesterday! #inspiredbyburnsandlockdown

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Kevin @KevinGShanks

5 years ago

I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

5 years ago

Buzzing for a wee garden afternoon tea on Saturday... currently trying to narrow down my list of about 29 things to bake for it 😂

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Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon

5 years ago

This is really positive news and offers hope for those who become seriously ill from COVID. Massive congratulations to the team working on it. Let’s hope we see more breakthroughs like it in future - including treatments that can stop mild illness becoming more severe.

National Institute for Health and Care Research @NIHRresearch

5 years ago

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Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon

5 years ago

Our plan is working. We must stick with it. The more we can hammer the virus down now, the more normality we can look forward to in weeks/months to come - and the more sustainable our recovery will be.

Glenn Campbell @GlennBBC

5 years ago

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Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti

6 years ago

I can’t get over the concept that women birthed every man. So every misogynist was brought into the world from the labor of a woman. The hate really is mind blowing

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

6 years ago

I mean...I can take a hint...the day I get a phone with a way better camera and the image based social media shits itself. #instagramdown #noinstahan #facefortwitter #betterthisway

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

6 years ago

Last night I parallel parked to Beethoven's 3rd piano concierto. Most intensely scored bit of parking I've ever done. 1/10 will not Beethoven and park again.

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

6 years ago

Just me that messages just about everyone in their contacts to tell them how much they don't want to get bloods done as they're sitting in the waiting room? No? Just me? Cool. 😷 #brickingit #bloodywoose

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

6 years ago

Tried a sheet mask last night. Took and allergic reaction ANNNNND now I actually look like this. #doeswhatitsaysonthetin #holySHEET #overreactingbutstillIlooklikeastrawberry #happydays

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

7 years ago

Keep sniffling and having to clear my throat. Have since realised I'm beginning to sound like a rendition of Salt-n-Pepa's "Push it".

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

7 years ago

Proper intro to the music of @finneas last night at @billieeilish concert in Glasgow last night (mind blown by both 💕) My work soundtrack today has been a mix of Billie tracks, Claudia and fuckall else. Addicted.

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

7 years ago

No alarm bells. Just your door bell. @OneMinuteBriefs Brief the Day: Advertise #DOORBELLS Tweet your ads to feature at Facebook.com/oneminutebriefs #creative #advertising RT

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Miz Cracker @miz_cracker

7 years ago

I live here now. @sketchlondon

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Rotten Tomatoes @RottenTomatoes

7 years ago

New photos from Quentin Tarantino's 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' star Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, and Al Pacino. 📸 via Andrew Cooper for @VanityFair

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

7 years ago

For pukka's sake! Here's me thinking I'd be the only one with a pie chart.... @OneMinuteBriefs Brief of the Day: Advertise #NationalPieDay Tweet your ads to feature at Facebook.com/oneminutebriefs #creative #advertising RT @PukkaPies

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

7 years ago

Only a bro could seem as sweet as to help you defrost your car whilst at the same time embellishing it with anti-freeze cocks on both front and back windscreens, side passenger door and bonnet. #wanksy #yesiknowitsyourjoke @barr_joel

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

7 years ago

I'll tell ya what, there's not a feeling quite like figuring out who dunnit a whole hour before big V does. Hand me a trench coat, a bucket hat and call me Vera. #DIHannah

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hb📝 @_HB_writes

7 years ago

Babysitting my nephew and he's woken up earlier than normal so I'm avoiding eye contact at all costs and all I can hear is him dragging his finger nails on the netting of the travel cot. This is tense. I feel like I'm in Jurassic Park. #shhhhh #gobacktosleep #dontshowweakeness