Hannah Alexander @_Hanzel_
Hopeless optimist. Bloomington, IN Joined June 2011-
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George Zimmerman should be euthanized.
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Hannah Alexander retweeted
Trying to look fly with your shirt inside out is pretty much impossible #checkyourself
Sometimes I feel bored being human like I would rather be a bolt of lightening or a sound wave or something.
A little piece of a bloody tooth...just so ya know I was thinkin'a you.
Hannah Alexander retweeted
guy dress code: pull up pants. girl dress code: no lowcut. fingertip rule. no yoga pants. no breathing next to men. no looking at men.
My job has a lot of rules and I can comply with them all. HOWEVER! Not being able to paint my fingernails is killing me inside.
Everyone loves my bed #QueenOfTheCats
Bed is where the heart is #DroolMasterSnooze
Baby kitty gets my love for sleep n naps #queenofthecats
All I need in my life is beer and @billburr
Stand up comedy makes me feel good when I'm feeling bad.
Is there anything weirder than being homesick for a home that doesn't exist anymore?
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We all have the ability to be some kind of superhero.
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Celebrating the end of prohibition, 1933
Hannah Alexander retweeted
sketch idea: Win Frankenstein's Money
@FattHappyTony haha yea bring = being. I'm a drunk.
@FattHappyTony is also my hero. Keep bring you my love.
@mrskimyadawson is my hero. Keep keepin real mama.
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