Miss Dong Copter @_HitCockBottom
Dickless Genius. Mad masochist. The Seinfeld of Shitposting. A neurotic masterpiece with mommy milker mountains. linktr.ee/hitcockbottom Joined July 2024-
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How is every post you have viral when you got 487 followers, bruh?
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Yes. They'll need a clown for the kid's birthday parties.
Yes. They'll need a clown for the kid's birthday parties. https://t.co/J2uu8l3UXF
Went for a walk.
Cooking for the premier of Sister Wives tonight! Follow me for recipes.
Depressing or uplifting? I notice people. I notice when they are happy. I notice kind people. I notice people based off presence, not physical appearance.
Depressing or uplifting? I notice people. I notice when they are happy. I notice kind people. I notice people based off presence, not physical appearance.
Me but it's my own tits.
Seeing repetitive stolen tweets is a sad reminder that no one has unique ideas anymore and we all suck.
An app to search if there are fireworks making gunshot noises near you to ease anxiety ™️
Can't make eye contact with this bitch, is it my autism or her tits? The struggle.
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having a gf is insane is because you can literally go to touch them and they will let you
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i don’t want a nicer body for men i want a nicer body so i can sit in my room alone and look at it
They could paint a ghetto ass Chuck E Cheese a nice millennial gray and I would be like "ohhh that looks like a fancy Chuck E Cheese!"
I just know I'd get the best sleep nestled in a train car with a hay bale and a quiet homeless guy drinking whiskey from a tin mug.
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Is this @_HitCockBottom's DMs?
It's hard having four songs stuck in your head at once.
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When I was in elementary school during yearbook signing time, I had this kid sign mine. We never talked much but he wrote "remember Rembrandt, remember Lee, Hell with that, remember me." No joke, I've never forgotten. Lives rent free in my head. So good job, Cody.
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