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I Live Vicariously Through Myself Joined May 2012
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13 years ago

#IDontAlways move. But when I do, it's like Jagger.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways ask you to wake me up. But when I do, it's before you go go.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways fuck bitches. But when I do, I get money.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways care what women think.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways go black. But when I do, I can not turn back.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways drink milkshakes. But when I do, it brings all the boys to the yard.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways ball so hard. But when I do, niggas want to fine me.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways eat blue slurpees. But when I do, it looks like I just sucked off a smurf.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways eat lucky charms. But when I do, I save the marshmallows for last.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways take poops at work. But when I do, I take as much time as possible on company pay time.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways live vicariously through myself. Oh wait, yes I do.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways watch LOST reruns. But when I do, I wish someone told me the show would be the biggest waste of time.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways go to strip clubs. But when I do, I make it rain on them hoes.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways play monopoly. But when I do, I choose to be the banker so I can steal 100 dolla bills all day.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways go to the MVA. But when I do, I want to shoot myself in the fucking face.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways eat corn. But when I do, I can tell the next morning.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways drink milkshakes. But when I do, it brings all the boys to the yard.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways watch the NBA Finals. But when I do, Lebron James melts down.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways always drink Red Bull. But when I do, I get wings.

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13 years ago

#IDontAlways get rich. But when I do, I die trying.

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