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Motivational Speaker: Duniya nahi badlegi tumhe khud ko badalna hoga, JAAGO..... Me : Salle yaha mai kapde nahi badal pa rha tu bol rha h khud ko badlo, halua hai kyaa😒..

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5 years ago

Friend: Bhai, crush ko propose kardu☺😊??? Negative Me: Saale kar mt diyo ghar jakar pankha samjh nahi aayega, chalana hai ki latakna hai😤😤

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How to be rich in 3 steps: 1. Wake as late as you can, 3 pm would be better... 2.Use as much phone as you can 15 to 16 hours(approx)... 3. Then take a 1000 crore loan from bank and run away... Boom... You're Rich Now

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theberozgar_ @_IronicSarcasm_

5 years ago

Any fuckin' person in the world: Aur Batao😊 Me: ga**d marao😒

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5 years ago

Deva school nahi khulwana re baba... #StudentLivesMatter *Deva*

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5 years ago

Ye wala nasha karna hai😂😂

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5 years ago

Ye baby corn bhi hota hai.. Pop corn bhi hota hai.... Mom corn kyu nhi hota yarr😑 Thats not fair🥺

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5 years ago

Saala Ye Phatega Ab #yalgaar #carryminati

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5 years ago

Me: I am mature now *Someone abuses me* Me: Jo bolta hai wahi hota hai🥺🥺

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5 years ago

Nobody: Me watching my life:

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5 years ago

My parents are kinda irrational.. They walk upto me and be like beta logo se baat kyu nahi karta hai... I am like mujhe nahi aata kyuki 🤷‍♂... Them: Kabhi padhai ki hoti to pata hota *Kyaaa kyuuuuu* *Bc isme bhi padhai😑😑😑*

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theberozgar_ @_IronicSarcasm_

5 years ago

Mera room na tourist spot bangaya hai, jab jiski marzi ho room mai ghumne aajata hai🥺😤😤

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theberozgar_ @_IronicSarcasm_

5 years ago

Bachho Ko na rone ke liye faltu hi blame kiya jata hai.... Ab sallo tum room mai so rhe ho, aur koi tumko uthakar shoping mall le aaye to uth kar naachoge thodi.... Bicharo ko samjh hi nhi aata salla ye khudi khud place change kaise horha hai😂😂😂

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theberozgar_ @_IronicSarcasm_

5 years ago

In India Killing a cow is illegal, but eating a cow isn't... I just have one question from the government ki kaunse nashe kiye the aapne jo aise laws banaye mtlb ki ye kya hota h aap maar nhi sakte usko parr kha sakte ho.... I mean wtf dude???