Mikey P. 🧌 @_ItsMikeyP
when I was born the doctors diagnosed me with clown syndrome 💯 Joined July 2012-
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The Boston Celtics front office is growing concerned they accidentally traded the “wrong” player. (Via @SharmsCharania)
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My coworker is eating Vienna sausage out the can and my boss asked her if she needs more hours. 😭
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Never seen someone laugh dick first
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im so happy about the type of person this is going to piss off
Airbnb is introducing a new policy prohibiting hosts from asking guests to strip beds, wash and put away dishes or take trash offsite, as well as imposing their own fines on guests. The policy applies to reservations booked on or after November 20.
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Looking at my warm bed for the last time before I go to work
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#womeninmaledominatedfields #beastmode
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fat…
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The T in Ticketmaster stands for terrorist organization
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i went on threads for the first time in weeks and this is deadass the first post i see
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At the laundromat throwing handfuls of chocolate chips into random dryers
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just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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WAS THAT A PRINTER?!
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if i were an NFL ref i would throw a flag on every play for too many men on the field. need more women out there
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Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".
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Me over the DUI checkpoint.
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ordered doordash and my sister delivered it
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My wife: "Don't touch that plate. It's hot." Me touching the plate:
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This tweet will never get the respect it deserves
Could I, a 6'9 260 lb able-bodied man, beat this team's nickname in a fight?
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