Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today Austin, TX Joined December 2016

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5 years ago

#YouAboutToLoseYoJob is pretty epic.

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

6 years ago

“My body is a temple” I whisper to myself as I continue to spoon peanut butter into my mouth straight from the jar

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

6 years ago

*tired* *adds caffeine* *tired plus increased heart rate*

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Person: so you’re a nurse, what’s the craziest thing you’ve seen? Me: we talking weird crazy, gross crazy, traumatic crazy, there’s many types of crazy Becky. You gotta be specific! #nursing #crazy @snarkynurses

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

7 years ago

People be treating the gym sauna like it’s the workout room “No James I don’t appreciate your grunts while doing body weight squats”

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

7 years ago

Got stuck in the elevator leaving work when a code red (fire) happened... I got stuck and all I could think was “well I here I go”

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

7 years ago

This is real life #math: If tonight is the #Superbowl and I have residency class at 12:30pm tomorrow solve for how many #drinks I can have and still be functional in #class?

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

7 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if other professions have as many amazing memes as #nursingmemes

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

7 years ago

Friend: why do you have hospital wipes in your bathroom? Me: cause they feel good on my tooshy and it was my holiday gift... #nursingproblems

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

7 years ago

Find yourself coworkers that support you.... and like all your posts #coworkers

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

7 years ago

People: You have 4 days off, what’re you going to do? Me: *sleeps 10 hours* *wakes up to stuff face* *sleeps 9 more hours* #nurseprobs

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

7 years ago

Serves 4? Good one for each of my personalities: Hangry, Hungry, Hanger, and Hunger

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Josh Bliss @_JCalloway_

7 years ago

Telling an Australian I'm Texan: Australian: Do you ride a horse to school? Me: Yeah, we also say Yeehaw all the time, shoot whiskey like water, and get into fights at the Saloon daily. Do you ride around in kangaroo pounches?