The Lass Bible @_LassBible
The Official Lass Bible. Finally adding the woman's touch to banter. #LASS Joined July 2012-
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Men are like mascara - they run at the first sign of emotion.
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My ex updated his status to 'Standing on the edge of a cliff'... so I poked him.
Men are a lot like toilets - either full of shit, or engaged.
Even a man with everything needs a woman, to show him how to use it all.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full.. there is always more room for wine.
Women are superheroes. Who else could bleed for 5 days and live?
There's an easy way to tell if he's got another girl's perfume on his clothes... Light a match.
Women can easily overpower men. All we have to do is show a bit of boob. #LassAdvantage
All of us are born with girl power. Boys have to go get man power from the gym..
Your lass will always love a celebrity more than you.
Avoid any lad drinking WKD - chances are he's either gay or has a tiny willy.
Sure, tell us to get back in the kitchen. Just remember where the knives are...
For the 74920173659th time - no, I will not make you a sandwich.
Be with a guy that ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.
Men are like computers. Its good to have a back up, they do anything if you push the right buttons & a new model is always round the corner.
When a guy cries over a girl, it's adorable... LOLJK. Man up.
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events and simple minds discuss people.
Women are 25% more hygienic than men - scientific proof that boys really do have cooties.
Boys, if you don't look like Abercrombie and Fitch models, don't expect us to look like Victoria Secret girls.
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Plastic In Training @Yes_TheyreFake
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