MyLifeUnedited @_LifeUnedited_
My life. Strictly unedited. #mylifeisajoke mylfeunedited.tumblr.com Joined September 2011-
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Too early to walk the streets drinking beers? #mylifeisajoke
It wasn't just road head, It was more like a chauffeured sex party. #mylifeisajoke
Nothing like hitting a speed bump while giving road head. #mylifeisajoke
Gay. Straight. Black. White. Mexi. Hipster. Gangster. Rich. Poor. Creepy. I attract them all #mylifeisajoke and I love it.
How did I become my gay friend's wingman? #mylifeisajoke
Do NOT try to casually switch my G&T and me not notice. I know the difference between gin and vodka. #mylifeisajoke
Sometimes I really wonder if I unknowingly partake in Mormon-esque behaviors. #mylifeisajoke
Just tried to snooze the baby moniter.. #mylifeisajoke
A beer that is 15% alcohol shouldn't exist after 1:30 am. #mylifeisajoke
Coke n' babysit, coke n' babysit #mylifeisajoke
Sometimes I play the "I'm wandering the dangerous streets" so my boyfriend will pick me up. #mylifeisajoke
I think I'm better drinking by myself than with others. #mylifeisajoke
My boyfriend wants to buy me a pregnancy test. That's nice, glad he doesn't know he might not be the problem. #mylifeisajoke
Sometimes I want to retweet myself. #mylifeisajoke
How many surveys can I take until I finally win that $100? #mylifeisajoke
Macklemore, can you make food stamps cool too? #thriftstore #mylifeisajoke
One day I'm going to snap chat my titties to the wrong person. #mylifeisajoke
Question: How long can I go without taking my shirt off around my boyfriend to hide the bite marks on my tits? #mylifeisajoke
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