Dangling Metaphors @_LifeisaSnap

My mind's cogs float along in an ocean of chaos. Bookblogger, Creative Writer, Sporadic traveler, Camera Gripper, Hometown helper, Eternal comp to 1 hot guy. United States Joined September 2013

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Dangling Metaphors @_LifeisaSnap

20 hours ago

@GeriPerna I see what you did there at the end. They definitely were the days! I weirdly miss how the cord felt stretched to as far is it could go to get away from everyone’s earshot. 😂

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20 hours ago

@ThrillaRilla369 My mom does. She's loved me more it seems at times than my siblings that are born from her womb. She says I was born in her heart even if she didn't carry me. Not everyone gets that lucky. Many have better relationships with their steps than birth parents cuz it's a choice.

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21 hours ago

@data_republican Cars all look the same now, not just colors. Why spend 80k+ on a car that looks like a 35k one? No sense. Brands/styles ID'd by grille shape w/o emblem. No ones gonna collect cars from the 2000s onward except Teslas or Broncos.

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21 hours ago

@data_republican We've lost the color for everything- think of your favorite childhood McDonald's memories… color, forests in the restaurant, and cartoon characters.

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21 hours ago

@salis333 @data_republican And you could tell the maker right off the bat by the design of the car. Now they all look the same even the expensive cars like Jaguars look like a Kia SUV. Sad.

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7 days ago

@jasoninthehouse @jasoninthehouse, when the governor said, “putting up with all the insufferable BYU fans (including me),” he was being self-effacing. Other teams’ fans call BYU fans insufferable, so he acknowledged the win without gloating while still making a pointed compliment. Lighten up.

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7 days ago

@ThisMomSaid Even my Utah season-ticket-holder and FSU die-hard husband was nail-biting for BYU. My two BYU family members by marriage kept saying, “It’s never too late to become a Cougar.” It was great seeing the uplifting moments and scritpture on TV. Imagine if ND did the same?

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7 days ago

@PatMcAfeeShow Your “brother McAfee” comments were fantastic! So fun. You out the fire in the team, Pat.

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7 days ago

Wise words on how politics might look if there were truly independent voting and not a two party system. facebook.com/share/v/1HA6T4…

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a week ago

@evi_dixon @Serenity3000 @LionelMedia Coning is what creates the cone head...

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2 weeks ago

@Natalie77770 @PolitiKellyRite @jennife39283040 @LionelMedia Me too. The one that had a couch for my husband was fancy- they even served a nice steak dinner after i gave birth. The other 2 had a chair & that was it. The room was so cramped the chair was next to the epidural machine & the heart monitor. Not all hospitals are built the same.

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2 weeks ago

@ChrissyGrace000 @PolitiKellyRite @LionelMedia Some babies' heads look similar to this. i know my first kid did & it was called coning by my Dr. He then made an SNL joke. i brought flowers for my nurses at all three births. Figured they were doing all the work and the doctor popped in for the catch.

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2 weeks ago

@PolitiKellyRite @cbear1142 @LionelMedia So what is this photo then if not Charlie on a cot in a hospital???

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2 weeks ago

@JaySpring70 @LionelMedia BS. She's correct on all of it.

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2 weeks ago

@Serenity3000 @evi_dixon @LionelMedia Some women have no idea what terminology can be used. SNL made a joke about. coneheads. My first son had a cone head from him being stuck in the birthcanal. I didn't end up having a C-section.

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2 weeks ago

@tweezuh1776 @dykaboutmyfeed @grok i got the shot and it never scarred like that although my husband’s vax did.

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2 weeks ago

@SaltLakeTom @CityCastSLC Where exactly do these shuttles run from? Honestly, the Alpine Loop is just a 20-minute drive from my home on the backside, and I’m not going to wait around for a shuttle—only to then wait for a cyclist to zigzag up the mountain. Your privilege doesn’t outweigh everyone else’s.

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2 weeks ago

@greedoisapunk @TMZ Yeah, let me give give you a $15k bird. Give me a break. We have no idea what really happened. It would be curious to see what the other shoppers would say.