𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

8 hours ago

Always have an escape plan.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

8 hours ago

He's not gonna get sacked. My club has no standards anymore.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

8 hours ago

It would be easy to make the world a better place, but if people were happier, they'd probably buy less stuff

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

11 hours ago

Unlike my ancestors, I wouldn't last a day in the wild, so that's a plan.

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Ten Hag was sacked on 28th October 2024, despite the need to sack him earlier, and that led to the season 24/25 being written off. Delaying sacking Ruben Amorim until November could get us back to writing another season off. SACK. HIM. MONDAY. MORNING.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

11 hours ago

I see posts that bibi alikataa kufungulia mzee mlango nacheka sana. Why would my wife think I would let that happen? Kwangu? Mahali nalipa nyumba? Akifikia kwa kuskia ni kama atanifungia nje atoke aende kwao. Don't play with me.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

13 hours ago

Life is mostly just having the same few experiences over and over again, until one day you fight a snake in your bathroom.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

13 hours ago

Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. If you're giving up dating humans

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

14 hours ago

Best way to contact me is in your dreams.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

17 hours ago

In the same way a pause can enhance poetry, people appreciate the gaps between my shitposts.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

17 hours ago

You have successfully unsubscribed from democracy.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

17 hours ago

We have a country full of competent, decent people. The country should not be run by the worst podcasters imaginable.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

18 hours ago

I've started my book on all the things I should do the rest of my life - an oughtobiography.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

18 hours ago

Be the quote you wish to misattribute to Mahatma Gandhi.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

18 hours ago

I would much prefer life giving me lemons over everything currently going on. Is it too late to sign up for the lemons?

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

18 hours ago

I just wanna live long enough to be arrested by a robot.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

18 hours ago

There's a lot going on in here in my brain. Most of it makes no sense.

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BigWig Wa Kangemi @Speed_demon433

19 hours ago

Good morning.

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𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥 @_MUJay

19 hours ago

I like to learn s.thing new every day. To grow cashews, you need a cashew tree. 1st, the cashew apple grows off of its branches, then the cashew seed grows from this cashew apple. The apple is a false fruit used as a distraction in the natural world to protect the actual cashew