Matty @_MattyyAllen

Hartlepool, England Joined May 2012

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Matty @_MattyyAllen

a month ago

Growing old is realising you have a favourite area of the supermarket to car park to park in

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Gillen Arms FC @GillenArmsFC

a month ago

This Sunday we play AFC Supporters We are fielding a makeshift side to avoid a £50 fine, -3 points and a rescheduled game. Lads are not really up for this one and misfiring on all cylinders.

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Gillen Arms FC @GillenArmsFC

a month ago

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Matty @_MattyyAllen

2 months ago

That not being given as handball is an absolute robbery

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Gillen Arms FC @GillenArmsFC

2 months ago

Our debut season as a Prem Div side begins this Sunday vs @HpoolCcfc at Greyfields! Any support is welcomed and appreciated! Up the Gillen! 🟡⚫️

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Matty @_MattyyAllen

2 months ago

I literally have an engineering degree, but can’t count how many reps I’ve done in the gym

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3-0 win against @EastDurhamFC in our first preseason game Goals Swifty ⚽️⚽️ AF7 ⚽️ 🌟- Swifty, ran the show today and 2 great solo goals for him Good luck for the season to east Durham who finished 5th in their second division so must be getting promoted to the prem right?

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Matty @_MattyyAllen

3 months ago

Aldi stone baked pizzas are elite

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Matty @_MattyyAllen

3 months ago

The hardest part of the gym is adjusting the cable machine

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Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus

3 months ago

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Matty @_MattyyAllen

4 months ago

Weird how everything on Vinted is “very good” and “worn once”

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Matty @_MattyyAllen

5 months ago

Pistachio has became the new salted caramel

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Gillen Arms FC @GillenArmsFC

5 months ago

Another W this morning vs Stag and Monkey 3-0 at Greys in the sun ☀️ A fairly comfortable game, Stag's only threat being absolute thunderbastard throw ins, some quality stuff from the Gillen boys saw us take 3 points ✅️ Jack Wood ⚽️ Own Goal ⚽️ Elijah ⚽️ One more to go 🟡⚫️

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Matty @_MattyyAllen

5 months ago

The silence in Artificial Suicide hits different

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Gillen Arms FC @GillenArmsFC

5 months ago

Absolutely smoked Victory Club tonight 7-2 at Greyfields, especially their left back. Lewis Newbury ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Elijah ⚽️ Mincher ⚽️ Measor ⚽️🔥 Joey ⚽️💥 MOTM for Elijah for absolutely annihilating his marker throughout the game. Blue is class too 💙 Up the Gillen boys🟡⚫️