V ❁ @_MsHotMess

my super power is pretending i have my life together | behavior analyst | clinical psych | mom | she/her Joined November 2013

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

8 months ago

We have a pretty basic home gym in the garage but there’s no heat. I actively choose to workout there in the middle of a Michigan winter over going to the gym bc ✨anxiety✨

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I hardly use this account for anything other than scrolling & have contemplated getting rid of it forever. I had to get a new phone and could NOT remember the email address I used for it and panicked. I figured it out and I guess I’ll be keeping it 😂

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3 years ago

I got a record player for Christmas and I love having it play while I clean the house. It brings me incredible amounts of joy to just dance around to my beach boys album while sweeping these floors 🕺🏼

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3 years ago

Woke up, had some coffee, prepped dinner with the husband, now relaxing with a book. Happy Sunday 💛

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lil miss caffeinated, M.S. @lil_miss_caf

3 years ago

All I know is I have one of the most serious mental disorders in the books, and I have never once in my 27.5 years on this planet thought about shooting up a school. Save your pseudo mental health advocacy. Us “mentally ill” folk don’t want it. We want common sense gun laws.

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

4 years ago

I think I catch a cold from the kids at work at least once every other month. I need to boost my immune system 😩

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

4 years ago

Decided I wanted to drink more water and I’ve been nonstop peeing because I have the bladder of a 3 year old. This is why I stay dehydrated 😩

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4 years ago

Our system at work has been down since last Thursday. My techs can’t put in the clients data, I can’t check client progress on programs, or bill for our time. So it’s been great 🙃

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

4 years ago

Woke up this morning and immediately turned on #ReturnToHogwarts and I am EMOTIONAL

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

4 years ago

I love the holidays but work is always so hectic this time of year 😩

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

4 years ago

I love working with kids but damn some days are exhausting 😅

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

4 years ago

Is it wrong to take off work to watch the Olympics? 😂

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

4 years ago

Any time I take a trip the weather will be so great before I get there and then all of a sudden it’s raining and cold. Then on the last day the weather is even better than before we got here! I don’t get it 😩

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

5 years ago

I have homework and need to finish inputting my hours for school but all I really want to do is lay in bed 😩

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5 years ago

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

5 years ago

Aubrey Plaza did such a good job in criminal minds. I love her character

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V ❁ @_MsHotMess

5 years ago

Babe’s mom said she’d pay for us to elope if we wanted and now I’m looking up elopement wedding packages 😂

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5 years ago

I am in DESPERATE need of sunshine. Michigan has barely had any 😩

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5 years ago

Has anyone used that countertop paint that can make laminate look like marble/granite/etc? We have god awful countertops but we don’t have the time/budget to redo the kitchen atm 😫