Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

🔞 Lily Munster with an alligator pit under the Unwelcome mat. Old enough to remember the 80s. Joined July 2015

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

4 years ago

"Take out all your rage and degrade me, leave me bleeding on the floor" 🥵💋🔪❤️💙🖤❤️ youtube.com/watch?v=11Ixe_…

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

4 years ago

Me: writes a thoughtful series of tweets and then deletes the whole thing. Does this for six months in a row. Also me: man, how do people make, like, actual friends online and shit? Must be magic.

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

4 years ago

While others must follow their own flame, in my own dynamic my KB is my favorite toy because he is so wonderful. I just happen to like playing rough with toys.

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Cover from a horror movie? ✅ Spooky aesthetic? ✅ A band I already love? ✅ A male vocalist offering to get on his knees and worship me? ✅A++ Happy Halloween to everyone, but especially to Ashbury Heights for this present on my high holy day. youtube.com/watch?v=Tmzzec…

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

4 years ago

I may have choked on a snort-laugh at this.

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

4 years ago

Oh, is it time for "your workload and stress are just your excuse for being a fake" time again already?

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

4 years ago

Me: Of course they make that figure, Bethesda Studios isn't in the habit of leaving money on the table! KB: They really don't ... they're afraid it'll clip through the table. #vidjagames

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

5 years ago

I am disappointed in the vax. I was assured I'd get better data streaming, not two days of fatigue. On the other hand, I'm making plans to go to multiple public places with a friend I haven't seen in person in over a year, so I guess it'll do.

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

5 years ago

It is going to take me several tries to sound neutral while assessing this K*ch bros funded trash ass article as a source for the conservative view of the subject of the essay I'm writing. I mean, it's as good as a source as I'm gonna get for that POV, but... man it's traaash.

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

5 years ago

After seeing hundreds of "help ID this snake" posts on various social media, I'm convinced there are more DeKay's brownsnakes than people in the US.

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

5 years ago

I always look forward to @LilNasX videos because they're so completely full of visual treats and fun. I was not expecting a 3 minute allegory. I'm really hoping the new album is going to be more in the vein of this video and song.

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

5 years ago

"Diamonds are Forever" is my favorite Bond theme, but it is kinda weird that they wrote a theme song for a Bond movie that boils down to "men ain't shit." On the other hand, see exhibit A: James Bond.

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

5 years ago

I know that everyone over the age of 25 on the internet thinks they are An Old, but I assure you, I am "bought Technotronic's Pump Up The Jam album on cassette when it first came out" years old.

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Mala Killjoy @_Ms_Killjoy

5 years ago

I don't normally take my relationship troubles to the internet, but he was going to THROW AWAY bubble wrap BEFORE I got to pop it?! What do I do in the face of such a betrayal?!!!??