u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON

forklift certified but will cry the entire time | she/her | #SharpenYourSwords ⚔️ #CircleTheWagons 🦬 your mom's house Joined May 2010

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NHL @NHL

a week ago

Jonathan Toews is a Winnipeg Jet ✈️

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Chukwüderä @martinsanumene

a week ago

I wish people feared their sons being abusive, pedophiles, and rapists as much as they fear them being gay.

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u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON

2 weeks ago

Taking my mother out in public is always a task but TWO (2) grocery stores, hours before Bills TNF vs Miami??? I'm a fucking masochist. I even let her drive 🙃🙃🙃

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steven @egyptian_neenan

2 weeks ago

I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime

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u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON

2 weeks ago

It took me 3 days to get all my tasks done that I was so desperately trying to cram into one afternoon. I have got to calm down.

u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON

2 weeks ago

It took me 3 days to get all my tasks done that I was so desperately trying to cram into one afternoon. I have got to calm down.

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San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks

2 weeks ago

Us: Can you angry yell? Jeff Skinner: 😃😂

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u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON

2 weeks ago

We've hit the point of overwhelmed where responding to texts and answering social media messages feels so fucking taxing. I have a pit in my stomach

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mark webber’s publicist @pepitoluver

3 weeks ago

when the NHL suspended shane pinto for 41 games, which remains the longest suspension ever, for gambling, they did so to set a standard about how they felt about proxy betting. by allowing those five players, the NHL is once again setting a standard: that they don’t care.

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molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift

3 weeks ago

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

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Pop Crave @PopCrave

3 weeks ago

Bad Bunny explains why his sold-out world tour is skipping the U.S. despite it being one of his biggest markets: “There was the issue of like, f*cking ICE could be outside my concert. And it’s something that we were talking about and very concerned about.”

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u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON

3 weeks ago

some spaces just aren't for you anymore

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Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi

a month ago

At least someone there considers sexually based offenses especially heinous

Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot

a month ago

At least someone there considers sexually based offenses especially heinous

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The Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist

2 months ago

Lmaoo I did not expect her to go this hard

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Brooklyn @bklynb4by

2 months ago

omfg

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u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON

2 months ago

I know a J name HATE to see me comin

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Dexerto @Dexerto

2 months ago

A millionaire trophy hunter has been killed by a buffalo he was hunting in South Africa

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Joan Jett & the Blackhearts @joanjett

2 months ago

"Crimson and Clover" • 1998

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Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt

2 months ago

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u o u u ɐ ɥ s @_NOTSHANNON

2 months ago

I had to explain what headbanging was to my sponsor yesterday. This is the same woman, two hours previous, who texted me "mercury in retrograde" as the explanation as to why she never got my call the day before.