Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

neighborhood sasquatch New Jersey, USA Joined March 2020

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

5 years ago

@Boptron You should get a standing desk with a motor so you can change it from sitting height to standing at a push of a button

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Physics-astronomy @Physicsastronmy

5 years ago

Two bees opening Cap with the mind of Physics

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New Jersey @NJGov

5 years ago

does your heart ever go: ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ get out of the ♡ ♡ left lane ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

5 years ago

@ncrophiliuh Damn, how the fuck did I get so lucky?

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Ncrophiliuh @ncrophiliuh

5 years ago

If you think you’re more important than my dog you’re wrong #nova #catahoula #dog

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

@ixelxocliw_ Why aren't you using latex gloves for grip?

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

When mac from It's Always Sunny says "Idk I'm frustrated and idk how to express myself other than anger and personal attacks" I felt that shit.

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

My only request for after I die is that someone takes my skull to an artist to get carved into art.

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

I believe my guys the beastie boys said it best when they said "get up don't slip knuckle heads racism is schism on the serious tip"

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Idk who needs to hear this, but don't call out and promise someone you'll cover one of their shifts in return and not fulfill it. It's shit-person behavior and the epitome of tacky. It's vital we categorize these people with those who dont put shopping carts back and shit tippers

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

Gurantee you if Biden wins this presidency, the 2024 election is going to be Ivanka Trump Vs. Kamela Harris and most likely will be the race that signs in our first woman president.

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Physics-astronomy @Physicsastronmy

6 years ago

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

@ixelxocliw_ m.tiktok.com/v/685591327136…

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

Trump seems like the type of guy that had to have his 3rd wife inform him that the water pressure alone won't clean his ass crack in the shower.

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

"Tell me something you've been recently happy about" Well, I'm slowly domesticating this feral cat. We have a mutual agreement, I give him the garage to stay in when its hot or stormy with food & water, in return he keeps the mice out of there and shits in my neighbors flowers.

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

@_patel4k Damn she really did throw it back at you. Was there a m.a.g.a sticker?

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

On today's episode of "shit that goes down in wawa's parking lot" middle-aged couple gets into screaming match which ended when the older man yelled that he was "leaving her ass" and sped out of the parking lot in his truck, leaving the older woman to throw a fit by herself

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Nik @_Nik_of_Time_

6 years ago

Jeff Bezos could literally pay all his employees $40-$50 per hour and still see virtually no fuckin' capital loss. What makes that thought even more grotesque is the fact he would make all of it back and more in less than half a day.