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M. @_PartyNerd

I like to get drunk and read books. And my life is a complete mess. Joined September 2012
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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

Damn I wish I had friends that texted back.

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

I think I could to Whitney Houston sing the ingredients of shampoo. Her voice is just amazing!

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

“@DabsPorn: RT if you need a dab ” this looks disgusting. But I know it's heaven. 😍😍😍

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

I'm in the mood where I wanna say, "either text me quickly or don't text me at all!" #BitchMode

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

It's 10:00 and I just put a cheesecake in the oven. Because I'm a good girlfriend.

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

Guess that's what I get for having a friend that's a dumbass.

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

Like I can't make it anymore fucking clear!!

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

Good way to piss me off: let me rant about something and then ask me what like you didn't understand. I fucking typed out the whole scene!!!

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

Sure wish I could find my makeup. I know as soon as I buy more, it will show up. I suck.

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

Someone feed me ASAP!

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

I've come to the conclusion that I'm THAT gf. I expect my bf to know exactly what I want at that moment. #SorryNotSorry

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

I hope everyone had a great Christmas!!

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

Yesss!!!

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

Woke up to these. 😍 My boyfriend is the best!

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

The hunger is real right now!

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

Like I'm too old for this shit.

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

I really need to start keeping track of my finances. And quit eating out like it's going out of style.

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M. @_PartyNerd

11 years ago

I'm going to beat something. Whether it be a dog, a bird, or a person, idk.

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11 years ago

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