— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

If you’re one of the “everything offends me” people, stay the fuck away from this account . I ASSURE you , I’ll give you plenty to be offended about|FAKE|Parody …BreakingVampireNotAFuckingTeddyBear.⠀ 𝓓ead 𝓓ove . 𝓓o not eat . Joined September 2013

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

Feel like you said something profound there , didn’t you ?

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

Have we met ? No , no ... before you answer that , I need a stiff drink to deal with the day . Be a peach and get me one.

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3 years ago

Have we met ? No , no ... before you answer that , I need a stiff drink to deal with the day . Be a peach and get me one.

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

You think too highly of yourself , brother . Old age must really be getting to you .

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

And that’s it . Adios .

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

WittyTipsOnHowToStaySaneOnTwitter.⠀ • Come online . • Wreck havoc on the TL for 30 minutes (2 hours max) • Go offline for 6 months . • Repeat .

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

I leave them alone for 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲 and everything falls apart . “ pfft . I’m gonna need a name stronger than ‘glue’ because 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 , I’m it .”

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

Sonofabitch imagine going through all of that just to get the clipped version . A BLOOD SUCKING , BITCH BREAKING VAMPIRE , NOT A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR is what I meant to say .

— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

Sonofabitch imagine going through all of that just to get the clipped version . A BLOOD SUCKING , BITCH BREAKING VAMPIRE , NOT A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR is what I meant to say .

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

Aggressively tugging on @RuffledChaste ’ s hair .

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

I’ve always had 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 timing .

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

You are 𝒏𝒐𝒕 helping. Not in the slightest. [ glaring pout. ]

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

Oh it wasn’t a challenge , but I figured the best way to throw catch with you is to phrase it as one. Point proven . No intrigue .

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

See girls ? Uncle Stefan is a bad bad vampire .

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— 𝑪𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 • @_Pococurante

3 years ago

||• That thread had been sitting in my DMS for too long . 😂

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عنبرین @sarahwclkers

7 years ago

I HATE THIS!! the writers tried to hype stefan up so much, tried to make the audience forget how horribly he treated elena and really had elena say that stefan was the "perfect boyfriend" idk how the writers thought lying, abusing, manipulating = perfect boyfriend.

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عنبرین @sarahwclkers

7 years ago

what i hate the most is how everyone seemed to forgive and forget what stefan did to elena on the bridge so quickly bc its always "poor stefan" like caroline who was so eager to jump back on "team stefan" even after everything he did to elena all season.

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عنبرین @sarahwclkers

7 years ago

he's such a cry baby, he doesn't even apologize after traumatizing elena and then he makes everything about himself while also undermining and not even acknowleging the fact that elena spent her entire summer trying to save him which he never even thanked her for.

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عنبرین @sarahwclkers

7 years ago

stefan really threw elena's phone out the window, then left her on the bridge her parents died on after force feeding her his blood and trying to drive her off said bridge and yet yall still continue to say that elena didn't deserve "sweet, pure, humble stefan." smh.