Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

Wellness and OCR enthusiast with a knack for making any situation hilarious. Conquering this form of consciousness one moment at a time. Orlando, FL Joined April 2014

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QUOTES @TeenagerBook

2 years ago

Amen to this >>

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Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe

2 years ago

Oops? Own it, fix it, move on.

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

2 years ago

when you find out it was a group...smh

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

2 years ago

Fraud Alert. Decentralization doesnt mean safe, but you can track them. I was dumb and let my guard down. Live and learn... Then track them. :) Wallet: bc1qre874ghtay8vwe2gxfa4pkah7yqznq8qycuq35

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

2 years ago

I am alive.

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

2 years ago

See it?

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

3 years ago

Waking up to this. He is purring. This is a different experience. Question nothing and just go with it. 🐿️❤️😁 #Sarahiously #NutttyBuddy #makeyourselfcomfortable #wakeupcall #purringsquirrel instagram.com/p/CdYMh1SLigk/…

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Cb7XesvLk3Q/…

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

I prefer my look compared to my sister's and that is okay. #Sarahiously #toeachherown #beyou instagram.com/p/Cb25s2ML60v/…

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

When you try to workout and your Nutty Buttty has other ideas. #Sarahiously #rescuesquirrel #thatsmyfinger #didyoujustheadbuttmyfinger @ Auburndale, Florida instagram.com/p/CbvxzXgsS9b/…

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When you don't like your pic taken and they say, "Hey let's get a picture." Then you do a stooooooopid pose because you are on the spot and cute isn't your thing. #Sarahiously #strikeapose #littleblackdress instagram.com/p/CYBumw9ri7Z/…

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

Just posted a photo @ Florida, USA instagram.com/p/CYArxfRM2KA/…

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

"Give it to me!" She yelled, "I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me now!!!" She could scream all she wanted but I was keeping the umbrella. #Sarahiously #gotcha #dirtymindsthinkalike instagram.com/p/CYABoMXp-eX/…

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

My apps/phone keep sending me to the Florida Ironman website. I've NEVER wanted to do one. I feel like this is a whole new level of peer pressure. #Sarahiously #Ironman #nope

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

#Sarahiously #randomacts #madeyoulook #perverts #allofusmusthavesense 😂❤️💋 @ Orlando, Florida instagram.com/p/CVgfvuErbSn/…

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

The gym is no longer a place to make improvements on yourself. It's a place to snap pics and make clips for social media. 😒 Can we not?! #Sarahiously #focus #workoutforyou

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

We are two different beauties. We are forever womb-mates. We are different but still the same. #Sarahiously #shotsbylorna #wombmates #sisters #love #siblings #siblinglove #qualitytime#twinning #twinsisters #myotherhalf👭

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

Male honeybees. 🤣 #Sarahiously #honey #nut #cheerio

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

My day is made. 🤣 #Sarahiously #catfishing #filter

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Sarah Sturchio @_Sarahiously_

4 years ago

Only in Florida are there Ninja lizards who jump up your leg while in the kitchen. 🥷🦎😱 #Sarahiously #ninjamoves #touchingme #screaming #getoffme #Florida 😂