Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

Relax. It’s all for the plot Lagos, Nigeria Joined July 2019

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

4 months ago

One of my favourite things in my adult life is to go to my friend’s house and just sleep. Heals me for like a month. On that note, I’m due for another sleep date🥲

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Mark @Marknit0

4 months ago

Propaganda i won't fall for (food edition) -Creamy Pasta

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

4 months ago

My 7yo this morning: Aunty where are you going Me: To work na After some seconds of profuse thinking. Him: Aunty I’m sorry there’s no Adult day 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬😭😭

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

4 months ago

Nothing I hate more than eating and not enjoying my food. Please if you can’t cook, you have no business in the kitchen. Like just find somewhere and sit.

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KARIxGOD @Tombotonwa_s

4 months ago

Évidence! @_Somfechii happy now?!

KARIxGOD @Tombotonwa_s

5 months ago

Évidence! @_Somfechii happy now?! https://t.co/8tbe5QJxtW

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

4 months ago

Of all the things worrying me atm, my ear buds going bad may just be my breaking point 😭

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

4 months ago

Wait oh. When did we as a society, move from wearing black to mourn, to white. Abi I don’t remember correctly.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L

4 months ago

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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You guyssssss🥹🥹 So I’m going to tell my tailor to take off about 1-2 inches off my measurement for the Asoebi I’m wearing next month. So I can force myself to lose weight in a month🤞 They don’t teach this kinda sense, people🤭🤭

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Ifenimi @Ifenimiii

4 months ago

Do nothing halfway, my friend. Live with unbridled gusto. When you laugh, let your belly quiver with the sound of your mirth. And when you love, let it burn with such fiery passion that, if they ever split you open, they’ll find blue flames dancing in your bones.

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

4 months ago

Little unsafe space😪 I really enjoy watching people who can do trenches dance. I think it’s a special class of skill.

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

4 months ago

The tinge of sadness that comes with realizing that you mistakenly ate the last bit/piece of something you love such that you didn’t have the have the luxury of relishing that last piece as you would have liked <<<<<<<<

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

4 months ago

Not @orisunolamide leaving me high and dry today 😪😪. Don’t trust men, keeds.

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

5 months ago

Passed by two jamb centres with crowd of parents and their wards (same way I saw them a month ago) coming to retake the exams and it hurt me so much. I hate this country with everything in me.

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

5 months ago

I’ve had this thought for a while. I think that there’s a strong connection between the (preferred) height dynamics in romantic relationships and leadership. Asin. Women wanting a taller person because it follows the idea that he is the one leading. So I should “look up” to him

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

5 months ago

I know it’s lie you want to give me😪. But please, put your back into it. Don’t anger me please

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

5 months ago

I can’t think of any sin that I could have possibly committed in my past life to deserve being born here.

Lagos State University @LASUOfficial

5 months ago

I can’t think of any sin that I could have possibly committed in my past life to deserve being born here.

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

5 months ago

Why did I think that listening to the new episode of ISWIS at work was a good idea😭😭😭 Now I’m having bursts of useless laughter that I can explain.

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

5 months ago

Okay. My fav workout routine is the lat pull. So smooth.

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Nwunye Chief @_Somfechii

5 months ago

Watching Fisayo’s proposal and I’m realizing just how much I hate that cursive “will you marry me” thingy that everyone and their aunties have been using for the past five years now. Please get creative with your proposals, people 🥲🥲