Squares @_Square1_

36. Dad to a 12 year old. Engineer. Vegetarian. Geek. Inappropriate/stupid humour enthusiast. Rum drinker. Runner/cyclist. Overthinker. I like cake. COYS. South West, England Joined April 2019

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Squares @_Square1_

3 years ago

Saw a thing on Facebook about a Reindeer ornament in B&M. @justcinders and I needed to know if it was true, so we went to find out... We were not disappointed 😂

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3 years ago

Hey twitter! I've not done this in a while but... Come on England! #ENG

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I've walked around a fair bit since getting here, always thinking I was being watched, so trying to not look like I was doing anything dodgy... Now it's lighter I can clearly see that it's a mannequin 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

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4 years ago

Not the worst place for a sunrise... Especially when I'm being paid to be here 😁

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4 years ago

Any takers?

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4 years ago

Scofield, is furious that Sucre, took so long to publish his No.10 parties report.

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4 years ago

When they all gathered at number 10 for "big dog's" big day... Do you think they were all washing their hands when singing happy birthday?

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4 years ago

His name is Robert Paulson. RiP Meatloaf 😢

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4 years ago

Hey @SellingAMirror, saw these and thought of you 😉

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4 years ago

Missing masks are the new missing socks. #wheredidtheygo?

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4 years ago

A year ago today, I shared a picture of my arse on here (for charity... Kind of), and you'll all be delighted to know that... I'm not doing it again.

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4 years ago

Xmas present for the boy has arrived. It's fecking huge and I want it to be mine soooo much!! 🤩🤩

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4 years ago

I really like my Christmas window 🤩

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4 years ago

I am christmasing the shit out of my house today and I bloody love it! 😍🎅🏼🎄

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4 years ago

What a film 😆🤩

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4 years ago

C'est fini 🤌🏻

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4 years ago

C'est fini 🤌🏻 https://t.co/YOWuQAoAeG

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4 years ago

Curly fries for dinner. I'm deliberately making sure that I get the extra curly and springy ones, and the boy gets the little crappy bits. I'm 100% not sorry about this, that's for deciding his favourite word is now "froggy", and repeating it 400 times in 3 hours.

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4 years ago

Some very dangerous driving from a bloke in a @VMSVehicleHire van on the M25! Swerving between 2 lanes as I was approaching from behind. When I overtook I had a glance in, and there he was, phone in hand, texting or something similar 🙄😠🤦🏻‍♂️