Texas Problems @_TexasProblems
6th Generation Texan- made, born and raised. Longhorn fan, beer and country music lover. Drive a truck, party hard, go to church, drip Texas pride. The Lone Star State Joined July 2012-
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People on I-35 drive like they have never seen a road before. #TexasProblems
700 Followers! That's a whopping .005% of Texas. #TexasProblems
I'm all for keeping the Heisman in Texas, but did it really have to be an Aggie? #TexasProblems
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You might be a Texan if you see a tornado and instinctively pull out your camera instead of taking cover. #TexasProblems
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Sign the petition for Texas to secede! Even though it won't ever, ever happen. #TexasProblems
The official tally is in, and OU still sucks. #TexasProblems
"Texas is the biggest state" "No, you forgot Alaska", "Pardon me, the biggest state that anyone cares about." #TexasProblems
Get out and vote tomorrow, even if it only matters symbolically, since you're a Texan. #TexasProblems
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#WhyImNotVotingForObama because I'm voting for Rick Perry. Now what was that 3rd thing? #TexasProblems
I just set my clock back an hour and OU still sucks. #TexasProblems
When a nice day at the park is interrupted by 26 simultaneous Mexican birthday parties #TexasProblems
I base my life decisions on what the most stereotypical Texan is supposed to do. #TexasProblems
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