Christian L. Sutphin @_TheRealDad_
Helping you embarrass friends and family alike, one bad joke at a time Joined January 2017-
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You know that feeling when you're running on a treadmill and suddenly you realize that you're using this as an escape and running away from all your problems and then you sadly realize that the metaphor gets worse because you're just running in place? Oh no? Yeah nvm me neither
So excited for Monday’s “MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR!” See you on the red carpet, @andersoncooper! #TheFakies
💗 نوی کال مو مبارک شه Bonne année 💗 💗 نیا سال مبارک ہو Feliz año nuevo 💗 💗 سال نو مبارک Frohes neues Jahr 💗 💗 كُلّ عَام وَأَنْتُم بِخَيْر Sersala ve mibarek be 💗 💗 नया साल मुबारक हो Happy new year 💗
Thankfully, today enough Republicans chose country over party. Tomorrow we must redouble our efforts to support candidates worthy of the office they seek. #TwoPaths
They called to say that I was going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass because I’m in the DR 🇩🇴. Thanks anyway!
They called to say that I was going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass because I’m in the DR 🇩🇴. Thanks anyway!
Memories that last a life time #LaFamilia @Encadwin @robperez2015 @TheRealSlamtana #AbrahamAlmonte
In Rap, you don't say "I lack creativity and intelligence." You say "gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang." Isn't that amazing?
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth-- BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ME: Joe. Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.
After hours work in the @drivelinebases research lab. The silence is very peaceful
#Repost @MLB ・・・ #CyKluber reigns once again. Corey Kluber wins his 2nd BBWAA AL #CyYoung Award. instagram.com/p/BbiVrSFApUK/
Corey Kluber overcome with emotion as he wins his second Cy Young.
Back row didn't have a window... super sad... until a @SpiritAirlines stewardess fixed the problem! #Spirit #CustomerService #HappyCustomer
Thank you Cleveland for the support y'all showed this season, y'all made it fun #LoveTheLand #216 instagram.com/p/BaaA7zyFrlV/
Ugh. Heart hurts. Wish we could have done more for you cleveland. We gave it our all.
Lindor, Kip, Jose, EE, Los, Jackson, Bruce, Perez, Urshela. That’s your 9
We need leaders to invest in girls' education and "prove their promises are real!" @B_CA_Johnston | mala.la/2zfkBHg #Dayofthegirl
Frankie. Hammy. Grand Slam. atmlb.com/2z6A6Bw #RallyTogether
🎶 Cleveland Rocks! 🎶 @Indians #ALDS #Postseason
FINAL SCORE Golden Knights: 2 Stars: 1 No jokes for this one. This is our first win in team history. This one was for Vegas! #VegasStrong
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