The Vision @_TheVision
I am neither human nor a robot. I am the Vision... and that is all that I need to be. {9th Recruit} theavengersarchive.proboards.com/index.cgi?boar… New York City Joined November 2011-
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For instance, I do not see the appeal of grown men grappling with each other in fake contests of skill and strength.
In hindsight, some of @BouncyBlueBeast's cultural suggestions are suspect.
I do not understand... why is Wednesday alternatively known as 'Hump Day'?
Ah, thank you, @Edwin_Jarvis. I had been wondering where I misplaced that particular book.
I spent the day with @_WonderMan's... my... mother. It was a pleasant experience.
My apologies, but I do not have the time for a game of darts today. Perhaps another time.
Water skiing is quite the pleasurable activity, even for one of my experience and ability.
This should not be taken as an indictment of either party, however; rather, it is merely a hypothesis based upon prior acts.
Judging by our history, I suspect that it is only a matter of time before @_WonderMan and @CelestialMother engage in amorous pursuits.
I am presently at a loss for how to extract myself from the situation without causing undo hardships upon either myself or my acquaintances.
A conundrum - as "Victor Shade", I have been invited to two different events by two different women, both of which are at the same time.
While I do not need to eat, I find that accepting a cup of coffee or tea relaxes those around me. It is a most peculiar phenomenon.
I must be sure to ask @Edwin_Jarvis if he has any new recommendations for me.
It is my wish to use this public forum to note that any matters between my ex-wife, @_ScarletWitch, and I are strictly a private affair.

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98 Followers 66 Following I don't want to be a monster... {Honorary Avenger}
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Aleta Ogord @AletaOgord
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Nicholette Gold @_NikkiGold
70 Followers 66 Following I've been called a spitfire. And you know what? They don't know the half of it! {Honorary Avenger}
Charlie-27 @_Charlie27
71 Followers 66 Following Anyone who wants to hurt the other Guardians has to get through me first. {Honorary Avenger}
Martinex T'Naga @_Martinex_
71 Followers 66 Following I'm a man of many talents, primarily because I've had to be. {Honorary Avenger}
Vance Astrovik @_VanceAstro
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Stakar Ogord @_Starhawk
71 Followers 66 Following Trust the word of one who knows. {Honorary Avenger}
Robert L. Frank, Sr @WW2Whizzer
101 Followers 66 Following I've been fighting crime since before you were born, son. {Honorary Avenger}
Matthew J. Hawk @TwoGun_Kid
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Mar-Vell @CaptainMarvel_I
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Julia Carpenter @SpiderWoman_II
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Peter Parker @AMZ_SpiderMan
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Circe / Sylvia Sersi @_Sersi
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Jim Hammond @FirstHumanTorch
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Wendell Elvis Vaughn @ProtectorQuasar
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The Forgotten One @ETRNLGilgamesh
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Dennis Dunphy @_DemolitionMan
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Bonita Juarez @La_Firebird
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